What's the best thing an escort ever said to you?

[talkabout]

Couple of months back a lovely escort lady said "holy fuck, I like what I see...yum!" as I stripped off. Now I know they have good reasons to compliment guys, especially in the size department but it made my day!

Any good stories lads? I find the things they say can make or break a GFE experience and are hugely important to my enjoyment and likelihood of returning. There's got to be some good quotable stories out there!

One escort sad "cut your toenails before your next visit".
Maybe not the best thng an escort has said to me but certainly memorable and no doubt entirely justified on her part.

[Vitruvian]

For me, more a case of actions rather than words, knowing the extraordinary lengths she has gone to, just to ensure we had some incredible encounters.....

[wexfordboyo]

I was with one girl before and made her cum (really) and she said she hasn't cum in ages, when I was paying I got €20 off!

[MayaX]

I was with one girl before and made her cum (really) and she said she hasn't cum in ages, when I was paying I got €20 off!

Are u for real !! Lol

[SmallHorn]

I was with one girl before and made her cum (really) and she said she hasn't cum in ages, when I was paying I got €20 off!

I would only provide that service for minimum €80

[Clueless]

'You seem to be a nice fella, how come you are still seeing escorts'

Take that anyway you want to!

[Ben1982]

One escort sad "cut your toenails before your next visit".
Maybe not the best thng an escort has said to me but certainly memorable and no doubt entirely justified on her part.

Hilarious, because I was once told the same thing. My reply? I'll cut my toenails if you wash your sheets! I didn't return, I hope she washed those sheets though.

[Ben1982]

'You seem to be a nice fella, how come you are still seeing escorts'

Take that anyway you want to!

That's a pretty deep one! Makes us think eh...

Other escorts quotes:
She (just after owo): omg I just swallowed some

[Clueless]

That's a pretty deep one! Makes us think eh...

Other escorts quotes:
She (just after owo): omg I just swallowed some

Well this was over a year ago and she said she was giving up escorting and neither of us have given up!

[Cable87]

On my Birthday punt 8 years ago I was told by the lady that I was better looking than over 90% of her clients. That helped to make it a memorable occasion.


And my other favourite thing I was told by a lady was: "Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop!!!