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    Silly Untrue Reviews that are completely fictional & not even believable enough to be fake. Add one if you like too! With the emphasis on being funny rather than just smutty hopefully!
    I hope the Moderators/Admins don't object to this here thread. If they do, I guess they'll soon make it dead. Politically Incorrect? Possibly. GSOH required? Definitely!
    Some light hearted fun for everyone. Let's put some Christmas fun into sinning, then everyone is winning!
    (Any resemblance to actual living 'punters' or 'escorts' here are purely coincidental & never intentional...so anyway I shall begin...

    "Returning from my Mother's Funeral in Glasnevin, decided I deserved a decent rub down. Mercedes met me at the door, took me to her Boudoir & drove like a Pro. Way to go! She sure puts the 'shift' into Shift Stick. Took me from 1st to 6th in no time at all. 10/10. Will deffo return for another lap of honour soon. This one's a keeper lads!"
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    "In Cork for Chemo. Called Bunny on a whim. Easy directions, lovely apartment & one classy lady. Great selection of towels & mouthwash. Was still smiling back at the hospital later when doc told me I had two months. Deffo be back asap. No time like the present! Au Revoir Bunny Honey!"
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    "Found myself in Thurles at 7am with some time on my hands so gave Concepta a call on spec. Great location (stunning views), full Irish with plenty of sweet tea then down to business (or so I thought!). Slight misunderstanding, made my excuses & left. Maybe it was me but we just didn't seem to click. Only noticed the B&B sign as I reversed out of drive. Must double check mobile numbers in future. Lovely Lady though! Thanks Concepta, you're a star!"
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    "Having recently died in an M50 pile up (bummer!) I decided to pay one final visit to a fave in Sandyford seeing as I was floating around that area anyway. After walking thru several walls effortlessly I finally materialised in front of Mimi. Nearly scared the life out of her bless her, but once I explained my predicament she was very accommodating! I was floating on air later that morning as I drifted towards Deansgrange. I'll never forget you Mimi, you were the best of the best! If Heaven is half as good as a half hour with you I'm in for a treat!"

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    More please! I will improve my English reading this
    Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudia23 View Post
    More please! I will improve my English reading this
    Free English lessons C? That will cost you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yummyasslicker View Post
    Free English lessons C? That will cost you...
    Ya sure!half of kiss .and now I bet u ll negotiate .i warn u don't u dare to ... Lol
    Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them

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    If I DON'T negotiate you'll probably respect me less, yes?
    Any further negotiations on this important issue shall be conducted by PM only.
    That's my first condition, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yummyasslicker View Post
    If I DON'T negotiate you'll probably respect me less, yes?
    Any further negotiations on this important issue shall be conducted by PM only.
    That's my first condition, lol!
    Negotiations done .now go back to review
    Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them

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    "Just back from my first Trio with Mary, Mungo & Midge. They blew my mind, what a find! Their 6Hander Massage was a hoot though Mungo called it the 'Three Quarters Octopus' for some reason I can't quite explain. A happy start middle & ending! The three way slider massage was like a game of Twister on steroids! Thought the bed was ready to go at one stage so we moved to the lounge where we had more room to roam. Lovely carpet, very unusual design, must check that out online later. One hour of Bliss lads you'd be mad to miss! Johnson & Johnson should give these guys free share options, we must have gone through over a dozen bottles of baby oil! Pity the shower was kaputt. Hope the missus doesn't notice later. Danke M, M & M! I'll deffo be back for more after the carpet burns heal. 11/10."
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