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    Often wondered, if there is any evidence of Jesus having a girlfriend.

    He was circumcised, as am I
    Still wonder which is better for sex for the male

    Cicumcised.......or..........uncicumcised

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    Himself and Mary Magdalene were at it like rabbits.
    I myself am a direct descendant of theirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Himself and Mary Magdalene were at it like rabbits.
    I myself am a direct descendant of theirs.
    Could we have a few strands of your hair then, to make a relic

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Often wondered, if there is any evidence of Jesus having a girlfriend.

    He was circumcised, as am I
    Still wonder which is better for sex for the male

    Cicumcised.......or..........uncicumcised
    Think it's time for yours....


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    I'll send you a bag of my pubic hair. If you smoke it you'll stay forever young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Often wondered, if there is any evidence of Jesus having a girlfriend.

    He was circumcised, as am I
    Still wonder which is better for sex for the male

    Cicumcised.......or..........uncicumcised
    No only sustained rumour and innuendo.
    He did however have 12 disciples,whatever they got up to on their time off.

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    Ah c'mon lads ... He thought his mother was a Virgin, and she thought he was God ... So he was definitely an Irishman ... And would an Irishman ever disclose whether they were circumcised or not
    The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own.
    No apologies or excuses.
    No one to lean on, rely on, or blame.
    The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it.
    This is the day your life really begins! (Bob Moawad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Often wondered, if there is any evidence of Jesus having a girlfriend.

    He was circumcised, as am I
    Still wonder which is better for sex for the male

    Cicumcised.......or..........uncicumcised
    Have you seen the recently discovered review by Joshua for Mary Magdalene? It's in the Reviews/Chat section 'Very Silly' thread. She sounds hot! That Jesus Freak was one lucky Boyfriend...

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