This is what lizzy thinks of E-I

[da burka boyz]

Is there any cheap cowboy hats at woolies boys

sorry spagetti western man we waz straight ta da electrical and gardening departments an na faffin abaut an loaded up n got the fuc outa dodge man. Yoz any idea how hard it is lookin like wez do an buying batterys and fertilizer these days? Wez’ll tel yoz, FUCKING NIGHTMARE mate, you lot thought you ad it bad bac in the bad dayz but at least yoz didn’t ave a ridic hairdo like wez ave to hav fo some reason that noone bovvered ta clue uz in on.

big shout out ta wollies for all r supplys at knockdown prices

[Clint Eastwood]

I havent heard accents like that since I was in mexico.