Hey Santa.. wanna know where Rudolph is most nights of the week?
Oye you lazy sod why dont you get a job for the entire year and not just Chrismas...........gonna report you to the dole office..........seen ya signing on santa
Bad, Bad boy..........still nobody likes one thats too good........ but you are just not what the children are expecting though are you...........
Ciao see you at the unemployment office soon........... Paws told me you were signing on by the way.........go sort him out hes off his trolly.