Yooooooo Hooooooo SANTA
its
ME Clarence, can i come sit on your knee ducky?
Santa, no wonder you,re in a bad mood, its what youre wearing
TOO MUCH RED
I think you could tone it down a wee bit, like a more pastel red or even
PINK.
Yes
PINK SANTA, it would go just sooooooo nice with the white trim and your white beard, it would be luverly.
santa i dont want anything for xmas except for wee Eoghan to win X-Factor, hes doing it for co tyrone and for IRELAND and for his dear old granny and his hoard of juvenille aunts, its just sooo luverly.
Oh yes and i want
our Lisbet freed,
she,s done her time, she,s paid for her crime, could you fix it for me to have Lizbet home for xmas.
i know you and lizbet have had your differences. honestly she didnt mean to set your beard on fire when she was sitting on your knee one year, SHE WAS JUST CARELESS WHEN SHE LIT HER CIGGY
c,mon, you forgave our Lizbet the time she tried to pull your beard right off
its just she,d stuffed herself with all of grannys sherry triffle and was a bit giddy and a wee bit sulky cos she didnt get enough chocolate money. you know how she likes the chocolate
MONEY santa
GILTY LIZ we used to call her
can i sit on your knee santa.
i have been a very very BAD GIRL all year
luvey ducksmas
clarence