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    "Are you available for a 30min appointment at 8pm?"

    Send nudes

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    "are you open"


    works so well they immediTely hang up and rush off to get ready. they must be mind readers cause I dont even get a chance to say what time or where

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    I like that one and it would for sure make me smile too, so yes use that its got a chance. Loll

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    Voulez vous coucher Avec moi!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    what your best chat up line

    Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
    Is your surname Jacobs cos your a cracker
    Want to share a condom, I'll take the inside and you take the outside

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    Oui, je vais dormir avec vous ce soir


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    Funny but it wouldnt work on me. Lol

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    Is your surname Jacobs cos your a cracker
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    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    what your best chat up line

    Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
    Did you wash your hair cas it's lovely

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    what your best chat up line

    Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
    Hello,I love you-won't you tell me your name?

    Oh sorry,that was Jim Morrison's line.

    Probably worked for him tho'.

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