cork city massage parlors

[Philthy]

I would 100% not recommend this kip. Was down in Cork today with work and had time to spare so went mongering for a massage and found this place(shithole). I admit I don't know cork but I won't be going back here in a hurray.

Walked in and was treated by a somewhat pleasant Eastern European lady who said she had 3 girls, youngest being 25 so I said her for 1 hr btb for so much. I'm not lying when I say this big yolk came in and bigger attitude and I thought "christ.." I was horny as f and already paid so went ahead, she started with the usual, lazy and disinterested rubbing of the lower leg and knees, I said I was ok for ankles and knees jokingly.. didn't get it soldered on. She then dumped half a bottle of oil on my back and thought ok may as well get a decent btb.. nothing, she just rubbed it in instead of massaging..I said btb was as included in price and she just shrugged her shoulders, to be honest the size of her I wouldn't have taken it.

Desperate I said "can I turn over?" and she dumped more oil on my cock, worst HJ ever.. disappointment technique.. finished myself and took ages taking the crap oil off I was like a f ing tuna, the state of the whole place I wouldn't have taken a shower, not even offered. 40mins in total not a word out of my chubby friend during the whole thing. 0/5

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience. Had a great massage from Diane in there, does anyone know if she's still there?

[Rua]

Best place for deep tissue massage ?

[Jax]

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience. Had a great massage from Diane in there, does anyone know if she's still there?

Don't know her name, Black hair, Short, Stout with glasses

[Rua]

Street name is not allowed anymore.
This was a rule that the management and I agreed on.

Can you mention another business for guidance ?,for example the thai place on the same street as the Metropole ?

[Rua]

I would 100% not recommend this kip. Was down in Cork today with work and had time to spare so went mongering for a massage and found this place(shithole). I admit I don't know cork but I won't be going back here in a hurray.

Walked in and was treated by a somewhat pleasant Eastern European lady who said she had 3 girls, youngest being 25 so I said her for 1 hr btb for €100. I'm not lying when I say this big yolk came in and bigger attitude and I thought "christ.." I was horny as f and already paid so went ahead, she started with the usual, lazy and disinterested rubbing of the lower leg and knees, I said I was ok for ankles and knees jokingly.. didn't get it soldered on. She then dumped half a bottle of oil on my back and thought ok may as well get a decent btb.. nothing, she just rubbed it in instead of massaging..I said btb was as included in price and she just shrugged her shoulders, to be honest the size of her I wouldn't have taken it.

Desperate I said "can I turn over?" and she dumped more oil on my cock, worst HJ ever.. disappointment technique.. finished myself and took ages taking the crap oil off I was like a f ing tuna, the state of the whole place I wouldn't have taken a shower, not even offered. 40mins in total not a word out of my chubby friend during the whole thing. 0/5

Like a tuna , brilliant !!

[Westsidex]

Can you mention another business for guidance ?,for example the thai place on the same street as the Metropole ?

Escorts on the site are paying big money to advertise so its only proper that their competition don't get free advertising.

Westside.

[Floki]

Hi guys,

As escorts provide massage on this site, it would not be fair to allow non paying companies to have their business being advertise on here for free.
This is classed as a competitive business and so we cannot allow it.

As the street name, this is basically giving away these companies location.
It would be like give the address of a non advertising escort in a public forums, we cannot allow it unfortunately.

Free advertising is not allowed on the site.
So any information that is required can be provided via PM.


Thank you,

Floki.

[Westsidex]

^^^^^ What grumpy git says!

Any to disguise your lack of regard for paying advertisers on the site.

Westside.

[Philthy]

Don't know her name, Black hair, Short, Stout with glasses

Diane is blonde with good figure Eastern Europe

[Westsidex]

I was agreeing with you, you daft old bollocks.

Ah right. My apologies for that but I'm half thinking of reporting calling me a daft old bollox. I'm just an old bollox but take great offense to being called daft.

Westside.