Again, excuse me if my views are somewhat simplistic. But would you text any other person who provides you a service in this way?
I'd not text my bank manager and hope to have a wee chat, nor would I expect them to chat to me about my bank account away from the office!
The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.
This man is not clever
Curvaceous Kate (23-11-14), tom rambo (23-11-14)
I just let her go on and on as it was obvious all she wanted me to do was put her over my knees, pull her panties down and spank her ass. Loll
that made me laugh
tom sand (23-11-14)
Firstly, have you ever stripped off in front of your bank manager and proceeded to have sex?
Probably not and this is where some people get mixed up! I totally agree with what you say but unfortunately just because the likes of LVT offers a service that is somewhat more intimate than say what a bank manager offers they can't differentiate between the two and assume what LVT offers as a service is actually what she does in real life! After all – who would want to go through life as a bank manager?
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If you know where he lives, maybe a quick little anonymous letter addressed to his wife would sort him out!
Sorry too much text here,
IT'S SUNDAY
Try keeping it simple LVT
The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.
This man is not clever
I have to say that after 10pm & every day I am not working, my work phones are switched off. I find that I need a break when I'm not working, especially the phones, so in order not to stress myself I switch phones off until I'm back at work. Don't get me wrong, when I switch them back on & see all the stupid texts & ridiculous times guys have rung, I know that had my phones been switched on, I would be in such a bad mood, so my advice is to switch off all of your phones when you're not working. For example, I had 15 missed calls from one idiot alone at 6.15am this morning.
Sandy x
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