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[Auntie Pat]

Auntie you slag youve been a very naughty little bitch this year & SANTA LIKES IT!!!

How bout i come through tonight & wobble that little womb of yours eh just like the good old days

Heres something to get them juices flowing beeeatch

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You can come down my chimney all Christmas Eve and well into the new year Santa

I'M PARCHED YUMMY!!!

Can I sit on your knee and tell me I’ve been a bad bad girl ?

but I don’t know if you can take the milk shake I bring to the yard as I heard you only come once a year so if that’s true bring the missus as she must be near dehydrated by now from neglect of her Santa’s grotto.

When you’re finished with the sleigh call me for a lay.

[SANTA BAD ASS]

You can come down my chimney all Christmas Eve and well into the new year Santa

I'M PARCHED YUMMY!!!

Can I sit on your knee and tell me I’ve been a bad bad girl ?

but I don’t know if you can take the milk shake I bring to the yard as I heard you only come once a year so if that’s true bring the missus as she must be near dehydrated by now from neglect of her Santa’s grotto.

When you’re finished with the sleigh call me for a lay.

What you think we do the other 364 days a year you slag me & the elves be givin it to the missus proper!!!

You have been a naughty girl auntie pat & i'v a good mind to put you over my knee this year.... Last time you sat on my knee you ended up sittin on me face aswell so lets cut out the foreplay you naughty little slag hoe hoe hoe

[Auntie Pat]

What you think we do the other 364 days a year you slag me & the elves be givin it to the missus proper!!!

You have been a naughty girl auntie pat & i'v a good mind to put you over my knee this year.... Last time you sat on my knee you ended up sittin on me face aswell so lets cut out the foreplay you naughty little slag hoe hoe hoe

It’s all coming back to me now and your right at my age I might not have the time left for foreplay so bang away Santa.

Just wake me up before you go go.

[fuzzi77]

What you think we do the other 364 days a year you slag me & the elves be givin it to the missus proper!!!

You have been a naughty girl auntie pat & i'v a good mind to put you over my knee this year.... Last time you sat on my knee you ended up sittin on me face aswell so lets cut out the foreplay you naughty little slag hoe hoe hoe

well i am truly extatic that my post has bought the very best out in people, i hope you and yours get what you both deserve this yuletide. merry syphullus Auntie Pat

[Epsilon]

Anyone have an idea for where I should have a look for this service, answers on the back of a tenner. failing that let me know here

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Happy hunting.

[fuzzi77]

Hey Fuzzi. BDSM is not my bag but you could start looking here Fetish Services - Escort Ireland Community and if that doesnt help try female escort search Escort Ireland - Escorts - Female Escort Search - Irish Independent Escorts, Irish Touring Escorts, Irish Escort Agencies and highlight BDSM, then just check thier reviews and make your choice.

Happy hunting.

I have had a look around Epsilon im just rather new and finding my way on here, and qutie nervous to be honest. but thanks for the heads up. cheers

[Auntie Pat]

merry syphullus Auntie Pat

And I hope you get what you deserve you naughty little boy you and yes I do have the revenge of the syp and sooooooo much more besides. I know how to handle a lightsaber still and anytime you want to turn to the dark side you just give me a tinkle you nervous wee jedi scallywag you.

[fuzzi77]

And I hope you get what you deserve you naughty little boy you and yes I do have the revenge of the syp and sooooooo much more besides. I know how to handle a lightsaber still and anytime you want to turn to the dark side you just give me a tinkle you nervous wee jedi scallywag you.

i dont know whether to be turned on or terrified Auntie Pat. A lightsaber you say?? hmm the old darth vader outfit could be coming out

[Auntie Pat]

i dont know whether to be turned on or terrified Auntie Pat. A lightsaber you say?? hmm the old darth vader outfit could be coming out

Is'nt that the whole point of BDSM? to be turned on and terrified?

maybe thats why I never got repeat custom for this

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/26/human-chairs.jpg

Where you want this btw?

http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/images...saberwii_2.jpg

[mrs big paws]

Jaysus Auntie!

How long has it been?

Remember how you got me on he game when I was 12?

It's been too long.

I see your still working.

I'm not. Got married in '83 haven't done a days work since.