You can come down my chimney all Christmas Eve and well into the new year Santa
I'M PARCHED YUMMY!!!
Can I sit on your knee and tell me I’ve been a bad bad girl ?
but I don’t know if you can take the milk shake I bring to the yard as I heard you only come once a year so if that’s true bring the missus as she must be near dehydrated by now from neglect of her Santa’s grotto.
When you’re finished with the sleigh call me for a lay.