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    Smile who is the best lady for BDSM??

    Anyone have an idea for where I should have a look for this service, answers on the back of a tenner. failing that let me know here

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    That would be me sexy if BDSM stands for Bit Damp, Slightly Mental if so Iím yer woman pm and Iíll be round after I collect the pension Saturday.

    Name yer poison sonny i do the lot


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
    That would be me sexy if BDSM stands for Bit Damp, Slightly Mental if so Iím yer woman pm and Iíll be round after I collect the pension Saturday.

    Name yer poison sonny i do the lot


    Hi Auntie -

    Apologies if I offend thee but your avatar would suggest that the teeth in your head are somewhat mobile and perhaps rest beside the bed when you lay your head to sleep- If that is indeed the case, is the any chance of a gummy BJ. I imagine it would be splendid.

    Yours in ever increasing deviancy,
    Alec

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    try Brown Sugar, she is a babe and she will hurt u if u want


    nbt

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    Or maybe Pat as she seems to be leading you by the nose an whipin that ass at a mo

    BOOM SHAKKA!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    Hi Auntie -

    Apologies if I offend thee but your avatar would suggest that the teeth in your head are somewhat mobile and perhaps rest beside the bed when you lay your head to sleep- If that is indeed the case, is the any chance of a gummy BJ. I imagine it would be splendid.

    Yours in ever increasing deviancy,
    Alec
    My gummy mouth got me through some cold winters Mr Deviant. My motto is I wont bite, even if you want me too as well I canít. Book me and youíll never look at a woman under 80 ever again.

    Just be sure to speak up when you ring as Iím sure half my crank calls were fellas that I just couldnít hear and I hung up. I really must get a new battery for my hearing aide as Iím losing a lot of custom.

    I donít do CIM but I have a johnny bag from the 1930ís that god nor man could tare which is why Iím still in such fine fettle I think youíll agree. Oh and anal is out on account of the hip replacement Iím having done soon but once thatís done my ass is fast and lasts and lasts.

    all day everyday

    if my bones are up to it

    not sure what that is its been so long

    happens at my age, deal

    hubbys sight it not what it was

    and getting worse truth be told

    and I'm sick of telling him to use the jax

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    ahhh gee thanks auntie pat, who said romantic ireland is dead and gone

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    i just might do that, cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzi77 View Post
    ahhh gee thanks auntie pat, who said romantic ireland is dead and gone
    If its romance ya wants lover boy itíll cost ya

    Taken in good spirits Fuzzi, cheers.

    Oh btw I do outcalls to within a days zimmerframe crawl away so book well in advance and please have a glass of Tipperary spring water for my false teeth. You wonít regret it I promise.

    No texts please as my sight is failing but my ass is faultless.

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    Default auntie pat u slag

    Auntie you slag youve been a very naughty little bitch this year & SANTA LIKES IT!!!

    How bout i come through tonight & wobble that little womb of yours eh just like the good old days

    Heres something to get them juices flowing beeeatch

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