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    I was just wondering are you likely to bump into escorts in McDonalds or are they be likely to be found in fancy restaurants or Cocktail Bars?

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    Mixed metaphors. My favourite.

    I jest. So you mean an escort has never asked you to pop into MacDonalds and pick her up a Big Mac on the way to hers? You haven't lived yet.

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    why does this thread remind me of steak


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Mixed metaphors. My favourite.

    I jest. So you mean an escort has never asked you to pop into MacDonalds and pick her up a Big Mac on the way to hers? You haven't lived yet.
    Its bound to happen now that you have mentioned it !

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    slightly creepy tbh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sarah View Post
    I bumped into a client when I was with my mum in mc donalds. He was behind me and called Sarah I nearly fecking died. Luckily my mum took no notice and walked away to find a table. I turned around and quietly told him not to speak to me outside my work
    WHAT?? You mean your name isn't really Sarah???

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    Well.... I hope you hit him. Talk about a plonker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sarah View Post
    I bumped into a client when I was with my mum in mc donalds. He was behind me and called Sarah I nearly fecking died. Luckily my mum took no notice and walked away to find a table. I turned around and quietly told him not to speak to me outside my work
    haha .

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    Clueless, I find this thread a wee bit strange because you find escorts on escort websites......you find the general public (including escorts because we are just normal people when not in work mode) in McDonalds, Fancy Restaurants and Cocktail bars.

    Sarah, that client doing that is a feckin muppet and I would have blocked him from any future bookings for being so indiscreet, inconsiderate, stupid and a complete liability. I wonder how he would have liked it if you called his name (or the one he gives you) then tried to spark up some conversation if his wife or girlfriend was with him.

    Discretion is everything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sarah View Post
    I bumped into a client when I was with my mum in mc donalds. He was behind me and called Sarah I nearly fecking died. Luckily my mum took no notice and walked away to find a table. I turned around and quietly told him not to speak to me outside my work
    Wow the world is very small! I would have thought bars and supermarkets had a greater chance of that happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sarah View Post
    I bumped into a client when I was with my mum in mc donalds. He was behind me and called Sarah I nearly fecking died. Luckily my mum took no notice and walked away to find a table. I turned around and quietly told him not to speak to me outside my work
    He probably only wanted to buy you a Big Mac, Sarah, jaysas now you've me calling you it

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