As they say, it takes two to tango...
And two to tango badly......
As they say, it takes two to tango...
And two to tango badly......
I'm really bad .... I've fallen asleep BEFORE a shag
And lads don't ever get caught watching tv when she's on top going flat out .
that doesn't end well
I get very lonely and frustrated in my bed, some nights I sleep like a log others I toss and turn all night.
I tend to fart a lot in bed, it must be the horizontal position that causes it