Quote Originally Posted by eoghan View Post
ay, was,nt i good??? every1 toul me so. pat kenny said i was the best wan he ever seen.

and boyzone were so good to me, they even want me 2 join, they said me dancing fitted right in

and i got an interview afterwords, in the wee back room, with steve

he said you had to have a big mickey to be in boyzone

so had 2 pull mine out and show him, and then he pulls out his mickey to see if mine was anywhere near as big

and we didn,t know, so hes says we,d be able to measure mine in the width of his fingers, up and down me mickey

and he thot it was the length of 6 fingers, and he measured again and me mickey was 7 fingers

and then me eyes were blurry again and the warm flow went up me mickey and the sticky guey white stuff came out

and stevie just stood nodding his head and says

WELCOME TO BOYZONE EOGHAN

ello son i can tell your set for stardom i know a lot about the business, i,ve managed a few "hot potatoes" in me time

if any of those sods are holding you back i,ll put a stop to their brake lines son

i need a hand here son, see, ive left me keys locked in me house and i need a boy to climb in the window and open the door for me there,s 50p in it for you kid

here have a smoke of this, it,ll settle the nerves