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    How does everyone know that Kendra got banned? Is there a notice board where community events are announced? I never seem to know whats going on.... maybe that says more about me
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    look at 'her' posts, you know the ones where she spews bile rubbish and lies and then underneath the username it says, banned user.
    Last edited by funlover12; 01-11-14 at 17:48.


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    I ment, in general.
    I like Kendra ok, but I don't check to see what she said yesterday lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Cuddles View Post
    I ment, in general.
    I like Kendra ok, but I don't check to see what she said yesterday lol
    not the sharpest tool are ye , I give up, you can bring a horse to water....ect.
    Last edited by funlover12; 01-11-14 at 19:22. Reason: now, wheres that phrase thread gone again...


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    well, she was banned last night so there won't be any new posts from her so I won't see underneath her username

    I never said I was "sharp" but I think I can see how you got banned . lol

    I take it there is no notice board
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Cuddles View Post
    well, she was banned last night so there won't be any new posts from her so I won't see underneath her username

    I never said I was "sharp" but I think I can see how you got banned . lol

    I take it there is no notice board
    no there is, its right there beside the 'gangbang party' conventions (last one in cork made the media even, that stupid poxy nosy mother made it be cancelled )

    no wait, Ive said too much


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    A notice board would be a great idea.

    Imagine the stuff that would appear on it!


    Notices for 1st November 2014:

    The following user are currently banned:

    Jack (I don't give a fuck) the lad
    The Legend (AKA C N 2)



    Lost and Found:

    Gents watch found in bathroom of apartment in D18. Contact "Hot Stuff" if you want it back.

    Gents underpants found in apartment in Kerry size "Small" Have now been sold on "Done Deal" Sorry!

    Lost (Stolen) size 34D bra. red in colour from apartment in D9. I know who you are you bastard!!!

    Found Small whimpering man in D4 apartment block with phone to his ear. It seems he was wandering around there for 4 hours saying "what floor are you on sexy bitch". His wife can collect him from escort... "Rydalot". Hurry up.. storage is being charged at the rate of €202 per hour.

    Holidays:


    Samlad will be on holidays for the next week so Yamser will be in charge. (We are all fucked")

    Engagements:

    We are happy to announce that escort Big tits Breda and client Smail dick Tom have become engaged. The engagement party will be held in the Rooster Hotel. Everyone is invited. Please have your €200 ready in an envelope at the door on your way in.

    Night Classes.

    Anal sex for beginners.

    Classes will be held ever 2nd Monday in the parish hall, Newbridge at 9pm or later depending on how long the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting lasts. Bring your own ass.

    and finally.....

    Job Spot

    We have vacancies for two male slaves in the Cork area. These are full time "positions". with generous perks such as 24/7 chastity device and weekly rectal cleansing with wire brush.
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    Last edited by Rocker123; 01-11-14 at 21:14. Reason: This post is intended to be a joke. Any resemblance to any escort or client except Legend and Yamser is purely co incidental.


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    If I get banned I'll pm ya.
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    When I get banned I'll pm ya.
    cleaning tha t up for you


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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    cleaning tha t up for you
    Why do you dislike Kendra so much? I mean I've never seen you act so vile towards someone before. Sarcasm... yes! curt... yes! Taking the piss... sure! But why so mean? You never met the woman, so why get so personal about her?

    Just seems off for someone who allegedly comes here for the crack.

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