Lizzys pissed.

[clarence hilten]

But they mean something to her,no matter good or bad,i mean Nothing,i m devasteted (or whatever u spell it)

I am upset,and i demand from Auntie Clarence to make Liz love me too.

If no,i will beg you to do it,i can't spend a day like this unwanted by her any more.....

OOOoooohhhHHH anna ducky, i can just so see that you definitely have the makings of getting NAMED AND SHAMED ducky

my advice is, YOU REALLY REALLY HAVE TO LET HER KNOW

start with a comment to her blog, then a few more, send her a few texts and ring up if you can. if this doesn,t work send more comments to the blog, start texting every hour on the hour, ring and leave messages. keep doing this with increasing frequency esp in the morning cos she remembers the messages from morning the BEST

eventually, if you keep all this up she will love you

or you can pop down to the soup kitchen on xmas day where lizbets giving out luverly soup to the needy.

just make sure you look very bedraggled and she might just take to you ducky

luvey ducks
CLARENCE

[annasavicha]

Or text her 8 o'clock in the morning....

LLIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,I M COOOMING!!!!!!!!!!

[clarence hilten]

Or text her 8 o'clock in the morning....

LLIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,I M COOOMING!!!!!!!!!!

thats the idea anna ducky make sure you send the same text at least 3 times.

lizbets so funny in the morning, she has to get her glasses on AND her false teeth in before she reads texts. i just soooo laugh whenever she has to get the teeth IN and OUT like a YOYO

up ducky
clarence

[Clint Eastwood]

Does she mention me I couldn't be arsed reading it.

[clarence hilten]

Does she mention me I couldn't be arsed reading it.

she said mr lee van cleef was a better RIDE than you

AND that he always knocked your bollocks out in any fight

as well as other things about your toilet problem

still, men of your age usually get a bit of prostate trouble

stik your thumb up your bum
luvey ducks
CLARENCE

[Clint Eastwood]

I hope this will cheer her up. I hope I'm not breaking any copyright laws with using this picture. Liz let me know at once and I'll remove it. Don't worry I'll get you out.

[clarence hilten]

I hope this will cheer her up. I hope I'm not breaking any copyright laws with using this picture. Liz let me know at once and I'll remove it.

OOooooohhhhHHHH ducky, i dont know about that

lizbet might be just soooooo cross

up ducky
CLARENCE

[gene hunt]

I hope this will cheer her up. I hope I'm not breaking any copyright laws with using this picture. Liz let me know at once and I'll remove it. Don't worry I'll get you out.

hey eastwood, you nonce, i always said you were a woman, you walk like a woman, fight like a woman and now youve got the avatar of a woman

ARE YOU A MAN UNITED SUPPORTER OR WHAT????

i dont like no nancy-boys. get your mans picture on now, or i,ll bang you up as fast as that cap pistol you shoot. UNDERSTOOD......