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    I will be running the Dublin marthon tomorrow and was wondering if any of the escorts here in Dublin would mind me making a visit to them during the race. I am married and the wife is the suspicious type ( with good reason) and she won't let me out of her sight. So I reckon if I take a quick detour during the race she never know, the Escort will have to be happy for me to turn up wearing my running outfit, might be kinky if she could also wear a running outfit.
    This is a serious request so only serious replies please. Also PM's are welcome.
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    Marathon Man ( my nuts are tasty, tasty, very very tasty )

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    I doubt your nuts will be quite as tasty if you turn up in the middle of a marathon all sweaty! I take it your planning on coming in last if you are willing to take up so much of your time punting rather than running?

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    My question is at what stage do you take the punting break 10 mls 15 mls 20mls - do you finish with a trot, walk , wheelchair or other- I'm fascinated by this ( or do you cheat proper and run half marathon or less!! Like Brer rabbit & the tortoise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gentlemandave View Post
    I will be running the Dublin marthon tomorrow and was wondering if any of the escorts here in Dublin would mind me making a visit to them during the race. I am married and the wife is the suspicious type ( with good reason) and she won't let me out of her sight. So I reckon if I take a quick detour during the race she never know, the Escort will have to be happy for me to turn up wearing my running outfit, might be kinky if she could also wear a running outfit.
    This is a serious request so only serious replies please. Also PM's are welcome.
    Regards,
    Marathon Man ( my nuts are tasty, tasty, very very tasty )
    I am sorry but how could anyone in their right mind take that post seriously — especially when you sign it "Marathon Man"
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