Questions an escort shouldn't ask .

[xagerate]

I have no problems with escorts asking personal questions. I don't think they have any real interest in your answer, it's usually just them trying to get relaxed with a perfect stranger before they get intimate with them.

Earlier today an escort asked me if I was married. I said "No, why?". She answered by saying that my chest was covered in lipstick and she didn't want me getting in trouble. So there is an element of looking out for the client on this occasion.

I do love a girl who is professional in her attitude to what we get up to here

[Danish Pia]

are builders pirates now lol ,what would you say to a farmer / office worker lol

Farmer - Hows those onions coming on?

Office worker - Tea as well

[Klittyliker]

I do love a girl who is professional in her attitude to what we get up to here

Yeah, another girl I met told me she doesn't bite because it leaves marks that may be visible to others even if you're not in a relationship. Too many questions could be asked she reckons.

[celticden]

except bank details haha what does it matter what they ask ?? , like do they really give a fuck what you say, no, they what to have a chat, relax things, get paid and get you in and out

[Petros]

I have a tendency to ask what clients do for a living. It probably seems intrusive but it just helps me with the appointment ahead and is a way to get into you as a person.

If they are a builder I will proceed with 'get your pants off then matey' or if they are a professor it would be 'would you like a cup of tea?'.

Some people on here are paranoid and want to keep as much information hidden as possible! For me questions like what you do for a living don't bother me and I like the way you try to personalise the meetings. Let's face it - sometimes things can get a little awkward when two total strangers meet for the first time.

[naturis]

Farmer - Hows those onions coming on?

Office worker - Tea as well

onions lol pretty random lol I think he'd have other things on his mind than onions and i'm guessing an office worker would rather a girl in a sexy tight office suit sitting on his desk than tea lol

[Klittyliker]

Some people on here are paranoid and want to keep as much information hidden as possible! For me questions like what you do for a living don't bother me and I like the way you try to personalise the meetings. Let's face it - sometimes things can get a little awkward when two total strangers meet for the first time.

Some people are way too paranoid to just relax and chat with an escort.

I have a regular girl I have met on numerous occasions now. Over a number of appointments we've exchanged information about our lives, likes and dislikes, interests and families. it's all fairly vague and bland really.

Often she'll ask about something I might have mentioned two or three appointments previously and we chat about it for a while. I like that. I think it's thoughtful and professional and increases the intimacy of the appointment. Just one of the reasons I keep going back to her.

[Kendra]

maybe you should tell the whole story then instead of wanting to get a reaction I dunno if its great touting but whatever floats your boat but I dunno if the guy had a social disorder asbergers or was really something more sinister ,as for being relevant nothing is relevant here guys want to get laid and girls post to get paid everything else is utterly irrelevant

Ok here's the whole story......

Guy phones up, sounds very quiet over the phone and a little strange but pleasant enough so I take the booking, I send him a text straight after he got off the phone saying that I was looking forward to meeting him (I always do this) he replied with a polite enough message so although he sounded a little strange over the phone, he reassured me with his texts.

Said it before and I will say it again, we are inviting complete strangers into our homes, it's scary and I have been attacked in the past although it was a long time ago, also been robbed twice and blackmailed countless times so this stuff does make you extra wary.....

Moving on, the guy shows up. You can usually tell within the first 3 minutes of meeting someone if they are going to be ok or not. I instantly got a bad vibe from this guy because when soemone first walks in, I always say hello with a smile and give them a kiss on the cheek.....this guy pushed me off. So then I took him into the bedroom where he had this really weird and sinister looking smile on his face like a Cheshire Cat and with pure black eyes, he creeped me out. I took his jacket and offered him a drink. When I cane back with his drink he was standing in the corner or the room facing the wall, that alone is weird. Then when he got undressed, he lay flat on the bed smiling with this huge smile, he pulled me in so I thought he wanted a kiss, he pulled away. He had his arm round my neck like he wanted me to get close to him so I was inches away from his face but he didn't want to kiss and he didn't want me to touch him either, I was very uncomfortable, too uncomfortable at this point to ask him to leave because I was intimidated by his weirdness. Then I tried to just talk to him so I asked him if he was from Glasgow and then he gave me that funny stare and said he was from around. He asked me if I thought he was weird (which I actually thought was a really weird question to ask) I then said well actually yes, from the second you walked in....it's all been very werid so much so that this booking isn't for me so I think it's best I give you your money back and you leave.

All of this happened in the space of 10-15 minutes and he asked me on the way out if I would see him again, again what a weird thing to ask a girl who is putting him out because she can't bear the thought of the next weird 45 minutes ahead nevermind another booking.

So please, tell me where all of that was relevant to this thread apart from the fact that the guy clearly thought I was out of order for asking if he was from glasgow?

I do not think everyone picks on me on here, in the past.....I wasn't imaging it, there were a few idiots trying to get a reaction out me but not so much this time round. In the past and also this time round those same mean girls remain although they have been quiet recently which is nice, dozens of girls have had issues with those same girls so again.....I am not imagining it. So if you are trying to get a reaction out of me aswell as fun lover then you can forget it as I've much more important real life things going on right now like trying to recover from an operation. Ok dokey, happy now with my loooooong explanation over something so silly? Maybe don't take everything everyone says so seriously.

[Klittyliker]

So then I took him into the bedroom where he had this really weird and sinister looking smile on his face like a Cheshire Cat and with pure black eyes, he creeped me out. I took his jacket and offered him a drink. When I cane back with his drink he was standing in the corner or the room facing the wall, that alone is weird. Then when he got undressed, he lay flat on the bed smiling with this huge smile, he pulled me in so I thought he wanted a kiss, he pulled away. He had his arm round my neck like he wanted me to get close to him so I was inches away from his face but he didn't want to kiss and he didn't want me to touch him either, I was very uncomfortable, too uncomfortable at this point to ask him to leave because I was intimidated by his weirdness. Then I tried to just talk to him so I asked him if he was from Glasgow and then he gave me that funny stare and said he was from around. He asked me if I thought he was weird .

Sounds like this guy was deliberately trying to freak you out Kendra.

Must be how he gets his Kicks.

Even though (quite unintentionally) you may have given him satisfaction by kicking him out I still think you did the right thing there.

[Kendra]

Oh I almost forgot and this is the main reason why he creeped me out and why he asked me if I thought he was weird, he started doing this weird thing on the bed like a kid does when they are having a tantrum like throwing himself around, my face must have loooked a picture, I asked what he was doing and he said he was just tired. I said that's a strange way to act tired and that's when he asked me if I thought he was weird.

He even text me when he left apologising for being a creep so he called himself werid and a creep so he must have had this problem before either with another escort or in real life.

If nobody believes me, one of my very regular clients posts on escort-scotland occasionally.....he was the first person I spoke to after this guy cause he creeped me out so much so he could come on here and confirm exactly what I am saying.