Questions an escort shouldn't ask .

[Yamser]

I love when the ladies ask do I have a girlfriend or wife ,

it makes me feel more confident as I look like I could have one ,

no this is at the start of the session , by the end they know why I dont have one lol

[SteveB]

One of the reasons is that they (foreign girls) don’t have our hang ups. That is one of the delights of their company. What is personal to us isn’t to them. Often they will volunteer similar information about themselves.

[bettercallsaul]

"Seriously is that it?"
"What!!! again?"
"Is it even awake?"
"i'm ready baby,push it in!!!,what do you mean it's in????"

[TonyB]

One thing that sticks in my mind from years back is one you lady exclaiming,
"Oh my God it's so big, it must be nearly 5 inches"

Fuck off you and your 5 inches, I'll have you know it's 5 1/2 inches.

[Playitsam]

"Seriously is that it?"
"What!!! again?"
"Is it even awake?"
"i'm ready baby,push it in!!!,what do you mean it's in????"

Ah yip, I've heard them all.
Is this turning into a comedy slot ,

We missed Yamser and his ways !!!!!

[Clyde]

Yes I seem to remember being asked " Is that real..??" Of course its natural ffs.....

[naturis]

See to be honest, I don't ever intentionally ask or say things that some would be offended at because I am a nosey cow or because I am ignorant.....more so because I am in a room with a complete stranger and sometimes you just gotta say something to make it less awkward.

I once asked a guy if he was from Glasgow and he looked at me like I had just walked into a room an shat on top of his kids heads cause he thought I was invading on his privacy.......he could have made something up ffs rather than make things so damn awkward. He ended up just telling me that he was from......around. What kind of answer is that? I ended up just telling him that this booking isn't going to work for me so here's your money back, please leave.

Sometimes if your uncomfortable answering a question, just make it up as you go along. People ask me where I am from and rather than tell them which street I was born and brought up, I say the south side......it could mean literally anything. If someone asks me if I have a boyfriend (which many do) I always say no but even if I did have a boyfriend, I would probably say no anyway.

If someone asks if your married and you don't want to discuss it then just say no? It's not difficult.

Nothing worse than being alone in a room with a stranger who gets a bee up his bum about a little bit of friendly ice breaking conversation.

That is all. Rant over. Nite nite everyone.

?? sorry but that is stupidest reason for canceling an appointment and theres plenty of other topics of conversation and least the the guy is honest and doesn't make up bullshit thats one thing I hate rambling bullshit for the sake of it thankfully I have met girls who have just honest conversation

[Sexy Sandy 69]

Where does your wife think you are ?

Not good ladies

What's the strangest you've had ?

Never asked that before, it's none of my business, exactly the same as my personal info is none of the punter's business. The questions I ask are about what services the guy wants & if he has any 'do's & don'ts'.

Sandy x

[wnolan1992]

I have been asked many times, "Does your wife know you do this?" "What do you do for a living?" is also another popular one with me.

[Kendra]

?? sorry but that is stupidest reason for canceling an appointment and theres plenty of other topics of conversation and least the the guy is honest and doesn't make up bullshit thats one thing I hate rambling bullshit for the sake of it thankfully I have met girls who have just honest conversation

This wasn't the only reason for me cancelling him, he did lots of other really weird things to make me wary. It was when I was clutching at straws to try and break the ice that he came out with such stranger answers, at that point I couldn't relax.

You should try being a woman for a day in a room with a complete stranger who's making you very uncomfortable that your about to get intimate with and we'll see how you handle the situation.

As an escort, especially one who's taken the time to get ready, invite this person into my home and give him an appointment when I could have given it to someone else.....it's not in my best interest to cancel or refuse to see someone because then I am out of pocket despite my efforts so if I cancel at the last minute, it is with good reason.

So winde your neck in before getting so judgemental. You weren't there. I didn't go into the full story because none of it was relevant to this thread apart from the bit I mentioned originally.