Questions an escort shouldn't ask .

[funlover12]

are you married?

are you single?

why you visit escort?

[funlover12]

I saw a lady recently and as soon as we got undressed and onto the bed she asked me if I had a wife or girlfriend!! not a good way to begin a session I thought,but she did tell me she had a boyfriend.

picture the scene....

*newballs and escort on bed just before getting down to business*

"do you have a girlfriend?"


"I have a boyfriend"

*whats going on in newballs head*

*"that great what you tellin me for though? "*

[funlover12]

See to be honest, I don't ever intentionally ask or say things that some would be offended at because I am a nosey cow or because I am ignorant.....more so because I am in a room with a complete stranger and sometimes you just gotta say something to make it less awkward.

I once asked a guy if he was from Glasgow and he looked at me like I had just walked into a room an shat on top of his kids heads cause he thought I was invading on his privacy.......he could have made something up ffs rather than make things so damn awkward. He ended up just telling me that he was from......around. What kind of answer is that? I ended up just telling him that this booking isn't going to work for me so here's your money back, please leave.

Sometimes if your uncomfortable answering a question, just make it up as you go along. People ask me where I am from and rather than tell them which street I was born and brought up, I say the south side......it could mean literally anything. If someone asks me if I have a boyfriend (which many do) I always say no but even if I did have a boyfriend, I would probably say no anyway.

If someone asks if your married and you don't want to discuss it then just say no? It's not difficult.

Nothing worse than being alone in a room with a stranger who gets a bee up his bum about a little bit of friendly ice breaking conversation.

That is all. Rant over. Nite nite everyone.

slight paradox there

[Clueless]

Is that it ? Is that all you have? Especially if she is not talking money

[Cindy Forever]

Where does your wife think you are ?

Not good ladies

What's the strangest you've had ?

For sure i ask any question i want for my clients but they can decid if answer or not...lol

[Cindy Forever]

I saw a lady recently and as soon as we got undressed and onto the bed she asked me if I had a wife or girlfriend!! not a good way to begin a session I thought,but she did tell me she had a boyfriend.

I have a husband so that change some things if i ask some stupid questions?? lol

[tom rambo]

Cindy i think u know all about me xx

[Playitsam]

A paradox is a statement that apparently contradicts itself and yet might be true. Most logical paradoxes are known to be invalid arguments but are still valuable in promoting critical thinking.

I've read this twice now and still don't understand it . My education was obviously not up to standard .

Anyway I love all the random bedroom chat and bullshit stories with the ladies , actually makes me feel that I'm not mad at all . If you have problems answering simple chit chat questions you probably shouldn't be there .

[AmantAmant365]

Ive asked a question (Or said something) similarly out of place too ,before saying to myself "What the fuck did I say that for?".
Like you said its breaking the ice,and it don't always go as planned ....nothing more nothing less

Yep.. I've been that soldier.. Brain freeze and the idiocy flows out.. But remember women, and they are beautiful women, NEVER FORGET..
I'm not bothered about being asked anything to be honest.. How you respond is another thing. Let's all just be friendly

[Petros]

I have been asked all sorts of questions - personal, random and just plain mad - none of which have bothered me TBH.

The one question that does seem to crop up that I do wonder about is "why do you not have a girlfriend/why are you not married?"

It is not that is bothers me, I just find it an odd question and it usually pops up on the second or third visit to a lady, not the first time ice breaking time!