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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    Sorry but is there a point in all that bull?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Sorry but is there a point in all that bull?
    read the first one
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    read the first one
    Ye read it twice now.

    Don't see the connection to

    A: wives

    B: garlic

    C:Me being a cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Ye read it twice now.

    Don't see the connection to

    A: wives

    B: garlic

    C:Me being a cunt
    the first one applies to yer wife. If you say be faithfull, stick to it

    The third one applies to the garlic. never make assumptions about bad breath when eating garlic (very poetical)

    The fourth one applies to c. dont beat yourself down.....


    (im only making up shite)
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    CB12, you can buy it in Boots for about 13€, works a treat. It's a new 12 hour mouthwash that works for smoke and garlic and lots of other nasties... No, I'm not their agent, just use the stuff before I meet a girl.

    And fair play for wanting to be clean and minty fresh...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    I am planning to visit an escort this afternoon; I have to send a confirmation text this morning. My problem is that last night my wife cooked dinner consisting of garlic bread starter, followed by garlic laden coq au vin, which was delicious by the way. French kissing is a must for me, but I really don't expect anyone to tolerate my breath today. I have tried drinking 2 litres of water, chewing parsley leaves, gargling original Listerine for 10 minutes, but I am still reeking. If there is any other solution worth trying, please let me know, if not, I will send a cancellation text.
    Last edited by AmantAmant365; 10-10-14 at 06:22.

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    Garlic eh? You better stay away from girls who come from the Transylvania region of Romania so.

    Ive heard some of them have a very strong allergic reaction to garlic. Best to take off that cross on a chain too!!!!



    That CB12 works!
    Last edited by Rocker123; 10-10-14 at 09:28.


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