Mistaken identity..!!!!

[funlover12]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking the cognitive ability to speak or understand english. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out the door, knocking over a few tables in the process.....

....back to the stable with the swinging door?

[reflex]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking the cognitive ability to speak or understand english. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out the door, knocking over a few tables in the process.

[Jiberjabber]

[Jiberjabber]

....back to the stable with the swinging door?

Is that a euphemism for the glue factory?

[bollocks]

Two nuns walking across the square when suddenly a streaker runs past them. One nun as a stroke, the other wasn't quite quick enough.

I like it ................Thanks

[Klittyliker]

Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

The young nun innocently asks Mother Superior "What's a blow job?"
"Twenty bucks, same as in town."