False advertising!!!

[Kendra]

Their names are fake too, fella

Fake names are a wee bit different from being polish for example and saying your English or scottish or whatever takes your fancy that week.

We use fake names to protect our identity but I would class lying about your nationality quite a biggy from the clients point of view.

The only thing that is false on my profile is my age, I've admitted this on every forum I have been on. I am 3 years older than my profile says I am, I am sure that won't put a client off but it would if I was anything over and above that I think. My only reasoning for lying about my age is because everyone else does it so if i put my real age on my profile then any potential client looking at it would assume that I was actually in my 30's in reality.

[samlad]

Fake names are a wee bit different from being polish for example and saying your English or scottish or whatever takes your fancy that week.

We use fake names to protect our identity but I would class lying about your nationality quite a biggy from the clients point of view.

The only thing that is false on my profile is my age, I've admitted this on every forum I have been on. I am 3 years older than my profile says I am, I am sure that won't put a client off but it would if I was anything over and above that I think. My only reasoning for lying about my age is because everyone else does it so if i put my real age on my profile then any potential client looking at it would assume that I was actually in my 30's in reality.

I know. I was being sarcastic!

[Kendra]

I've just came round from anaesthetic, gimme a break lol. I don't get jokes at the best of times xx

[samlad]

I've just came round from anaesthetic, gimme a break lol. I don't get jokes at the best of times xx

Don't worry. I'm not that funny.

[Me4711]

I've just came round from anaesthetic, gimme a break lol. I don't get jokes at the best of times xx

Kendra ... how do U make a "Red Neck" laugh on a Monday ?????????? tell him the joke on a Friday