theres a couch in an empty room, you have to sit on it....

[funlover12]

youre all a bunch of paranoid feckers!

its a very simple yes or no question, perhaps psychiatrists should include it in their questioning for diagnosis

[samlad]

Lie across it. I like to be comfortable. Which side would my head be on? Well, it depends where the telly is

[Jiberjabber]

I can't find my car keys, could one of you guys check down the back of the couch please? I've a vague recollection of jumping up and down on it and then I woke up here with no keys

Edit: You'll know them when you see them, they'll have a keep fob that says 'Fowl Motherfucker'.

[philipkntz]

Not enough options in poll.

[funlover12]

I can't find my car keys, could one of you guys check down the back of the couch please? I've a vague recollection of jumping up and down on it and then I woke up here with no keys

Edit: You'll know them when you see them, they'll have a keep fob that says 'Fowl Motherfucker'.

they are down the side of the couch you sat on, come back and if things go to plan you will be reuinted with your keys if you put your hand down the correct (not gonna say right) side of the couch for you, sit on the opposite side to the one you did before however and you will be putting you hand in a bag of dog testicles horse poo and chinese food
dont overthink it squire and you will be reunited with your keys








after you pass another set of challenges...

[tony1]

what next what side of bed you sleep on

only 6/11 answered it vs posted here....hmmm what you afraid of

[Jiberjabber]

what next what side of bed you sleep on

The one without the wet patch.

[funlover12]

what next what side of bed you sleep on

no, "do you ware youre hiqab on the front of youre face oar the back of it"