All our mammy,s tell us we,re handsomeOriginally Posted by samlad
My mammy says that I am handsome
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All our mammy,s tell us we,re handsomeMy mammy says that I am handsome
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
tom rambo (06-10-14)
Godwasgenerous , You got a job for me ? your a dude right ??
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Godwasgenerous (08-10-14), tom rambo (06-10-14)
Of course I'm a dude - read my reviews
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yea a lot of ronaldos hereAmount of guys on this website boasting about their manhood is getting nauseating, some guys literally in almost every post
Same guys probably spend about an hour looking at themselves in the mirror and shouting at themselves how great they are.
My dick is so big, my driver's license has a special certification for me to use it.
My dick is so big, the seats fold down.
My dick is so big, it's what Captain Sully crash landed on the Hudson.
My dick is so big, it's finishing grad school.
My dick is so big I have to call it "Sir Richard."
My dick is so big, Starbucks has a size above Trenta called "My Dicka."
My dick is so big, Ticketmaster owns the venue sales rights.
My dick is so big, there's a NASA rover exploring it.
My dick is so big, it's outsourcing jobs to China.
My dick is so big, it got 377 electoral votes in 2004, and it's not even a natural-born citizen.
My dick is so big, it gets more hits than "Gangnam Style."
"The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.
A lot of people with very small cars ...
Alex.xx (08-10-14)
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If there are that many blokes here with 8/9/10 inch dicks , there must be a lot of lads like me
with small dicks as well so as to bring the average size down to the 5.5 in national average.
I have never been refused Anal from a lady that advertises it, so it must be small
I would say a lot of ladies who advertise Anal with no intention of ever providing it
must have looked at my dick and said
" What fucking excuse am I going to give for refusing Anal with that toothpick. " lol.
Still it makes me happy and it's filled a pram 3 times so no complaints.
One bonus is that is has made me work hard on my oral skills to compensate , and I get no complaints
and a few compliments in that Dept. Lol.
I am who I am and I am happy with who I am.
kelly curvybabe (09-10-14), Klittyliker (09-10-14)
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