If what i heard about you is true in that you are scouse, the very thought of hearing you say "brekkie" made me weak at the knees....... Quite odd i know
irish seducing ritual = love you up for a ride ?
lol not me i would wine and dine , see a day like today , a spa treatment both of you , then a nice lunch , then go out somewhere go for a walk or cinema ,
then on the sly ( nmaybe say dear you go shopping ) so you pick up flowers candles and chocolate massage oil , #
you get home sneak your stuff in run a bath for her , while she is bathing cook dinner , set out flowers and candles then you get suited and booted , be waiting for her with a single rose , show her to the table and present dinner
desert will be the chocolates and maybe some ice cream
then a movie watch together all cuddled up some light kissing show your affection
then the massage , you offer a massage ( reason for removing clothes ) then you try seduce
after this then you can call it a failure
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