To the tune of bye bye Miss American Pie by Don McClean (good name for a Male Escort eh?)

[Chorus]

Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
Singin this will be the day that I lie [what’s knew?]
This will be the day that I die

Helter Skelter ‘m*ke’ at last got in an felt her
And headed for his fallout shelter [E-I]
Eight profiles and rising fast
His words are foul and nare will last
only here cause kisses ass
While the jester [Liz] on the sidelines has a blast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While Rory played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the owner tried to take the field,
This merry band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed,
The day that M**heal cried
We started singing

Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
Singin this will be the day that I lie
This will be the day that I die

As we watched him on this stage
His hands all clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could stick that wanker's spell
And as flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw satan laughing with delight
the day that M**heal cied.

Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
Singin this will be the day that I lie
This will be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues (Patricia)
And I asked her for some E-I news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store (Chatroom)
Where I'd heard the craic was good years before
But the man there (Ber) said the craic just went away
And in the streets the posters screamed
The Clients creamed and the Escorts dreamed
But not a bad word by all was spoken
Because the profiles all were broken
And the three men I admire most
Highway, Ric the Holy Ghost (Alec H)
They made a booking for a spit roast
The day the that M**heal cried

[Repeat Chorus to fade]

All proceds from this song to go to E-I’s home for the bewildered.

A safe Christmas to the Escorts and a merry one to the Clients…Qph…