Seeing escorts when drunk...?

[samlad]

I will post this here as this isn't really about reviews, but it is something seen in reviews.

Clients seeing escorts when they are drunk. We have had a couple today and we get them every now and then when blokes state that they have plied themselves with booze, book and escort and complain that they received a poor service.

Sorry chaps, but when I am bladdered, I couldn't get it up with a forklift truck. Some of you 'studs' might think that you can 'perform' in any condition, but the reality is that when you're pissed up, you make it hard work for the escort and you will only be disappointed yourselves, which is very apparent. Drunk people also are loud and rowdy and are generally over-friendly and clingy (which is very annoying) or an emotional train wreck (which is just a massive pain in the arse).