Seeing escorts when drunk...?

[samlad]

I will post this here as this isn't really about reviews, but it is something seen in reviews.

Clients seeing escorts when they are drunk. We have had a couple today and we get them every now and then when blokes state that they have plied themselves with booze, book and escort and complain that they received a poor service.

Sorry chaps, but when I am bladdered, I couldn't get it up with a forklift truck. Some of you 'studs' might think that you can 'perform' in any condition, but the reality is that when you're pissed up, you make it hard work for the escort and you will only be disappointed yourselves, which is very apparent. Drunk people also are loud and rowdy and are generally over-friendly and clingy (which is very annoying) or an emotional train wreck (which is just a massive pain in the arse).

[willie wacker]

I will post this here as this isn't really about reviews, but it is something seen in reviews.

Clients seeing escorts when they are drunk. We have had a couple today and we get them every now and then when blokes state that they have plied themselves with booze, book and escort and complain that they received a poor service.

Sorry chaps, but when I am bladdered, I couldn't get it up with a forklift truck. Some of you 'studs' might think that you can 'perform' in any condition, but the reality is that when you're pissed up, you make it hard work for the escort and you will only be disappointed yourselves, which is very apparent. Drunk people also are loud and rowdy and are generally over-friendly and clingy (which is very annoying) or an emotional train wreck (which is just a massive pain in the arse).

I don,t think you should be allowed to give a review if you are drunk when seeing an escort

[samlad]

I don,t think you should be allowed to give a review if you are drunk when seeing an escort

They were deleted. But this thread is not about reviews!

[willie wacker]

They were deleted. But this thread is not about reviews!

i know just saying. I,d be like you when drunk no mojo, anyway drinking is for drinking and seeing escorts is for an other time
whats the point seeing an escort when your locked , you won,t remember the good time or maybe the bad time you had

[meath chap]

i wouldn't bother going if i was drunk..it would be a mess

[warmcome]

i wouldn't bother going if i was drunk..it would be a mess

isn't that the idea?

[Me4711]

I don,t think you should be allowed to give a review if you are drunk when seeing an escort

Yes & Escorts possibly should make suspicious individuals do a "Breath Test" in case of an accident ...

[dob]

From Shakespeare's Macbeth: Act 2, Scene 3
Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance.

[Cable87]

I personally don't drink, but seeing an escort when a person has been drinking displays an obviously diminished capacity for making rational decisions! WHY would you go to see an escort when your 'performance' will must likely fall well short of spectacular or memorable (for both yourself as well as the escort), not to mention the fact that some people get themselves nearly 'blackout' drunk, so they practically have no memory of the experience anyway???


I'm reminded of a young guy I met when going to a concert several years ago for one of my favorite groups. He was already pretty 'toasted' at that stage, and this was about 3 1/2 hours BEFORE the gates were set to open, never mind when the show was set to start. I'll never forget him telling me about how drunk he had been the last time he'd seen this particular act, and how he blacked out and had absolutely no memory of the hour and 45 minute set after the 4th tune they played that night, but he went on to say that it was a "F&$Kin' AWESOME NIGHT", insisting that it was one of the greatest shows he'd even been to...

Now for me, why someone would want to spend good money for what you'd certainly hope would a great and highly memorable experience (be it going to see your favourite escort or your favourite music act) only to INTENTIONALLY dull their senses and diminish their ability to remember the event makes absolutely no sense. I want to go into a concert (and certainly a punt) with ALL of my faculties and senses in top condition, as I always want a sensory experience to make a lasting impression.

Save the drinking for a night in with the 'lads'; those nights are mostly worth forgetting anyway!

[Curvaceous Kate]

Personally I don't really get the drunk variety of client, as I finish way too early for that, but conversely I do quite often get the 'hangover' variety of client and where they are not up to doing much themselves, they are fairly easily pleased and everything seems to work, which is a good start I don't mind hangover clients, but always best when showered and mouthwash used.