Seeing escorts when drunk...?

[Cable87]

I personally don't drink, but seeing an escort when a person has been drinking displays an obviously diminished capacity for making rational decisions! WHY would you go to see an escort when your 'performance' will must likely fall well short of spectacular or memorable (for both yourself as well as the escort), not to mention the fact that some people get themselves nearly 'blackout' drunk, so they practically have no memory of the experience anyway???


I'm reminded of a young guy I met when going to a concert several years ago for one of my favorite groups. He was already pretty 'toasted' at that stage, and this was about 3 1/2 hours BEFORE the gates were set to open, never mind when the show was set to start. I'll never forget him telling me about how drunk he had been the last time he'd seen this particular act, and how he blacked out and had absolutely no memory of the hour and 45 minute set after the 4th tune they played that night, but he went on to say that it was a "F&$Kin' AWESOME NIGHT", insisting that it was one of the greatest shows he'd even been to...

Now for me, why someone would want to spend good money for what you'd certainly hope would a great and highly memorable experience (be it going to see your favourite escort or your favourite music act) only to INTENTIONALLY dull their senses and diminish their ability to remember the event makes absolutely no sense. I want to go into a concert (and certainly a punt) with ALL of my faculties and senses in top condition, as I always want a sensory experience to make a lasting impression.

Save the drinking for a night in with the 'lads'; those nights are mostly worth forgetting anyway!

[Curvaceous Kate]

Personally I don't really get the drunk variety of client, as I finish way too early for that, but conversely I do quite often get the 'hangover' variety of client and where they are not up to doing much themselves, they are fairly easily pleased and everything seems to work, which is a good start I don't mind hangover clients, but always best when showered and mouthwash used.

[Sexy Sandy 69]

From Shakespeare's Macbeth: Act 2, Scene 3
Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance.

Hence the saying 'Brewer's droop', the mind is willing but that's about it.

Not only does the guy struggle to get a hard on, but drunks are exactly discreet. Everyone talks louder when drunk, you might as well have a huge foam finger pointing to the apartment because it won't be long before neighbours hear the directions being repeated loudly.

It's not exactly the 8th wonder of the world that alcohol & sex don't mix, so why guys visit escorts when drunk is beyond me.

Sandy x

[Kendra]

Hence the saying 'Brewer's droop', the mind is willing but that's about it.

Not only does the guy struggle to get a hard on, but drunks are exactly discreet. Everyone talks louder when drunk, you might as well have a huge foam finger pointing to the apartment because it won't be long before neighbours hear the directions being repeated loudly.

It's not exactly the 8th wonder of the world that alcohol & sex don't mix, so why guys visit escorts when drunk is beyond me.

Sandy x

I guess it's because being drunk makes them horny and if they haven't pulled then they ring and escort, I guess I can see why they do it and also bearing in mind that a mans ball sack makes him make the silliest of choices at the best of times so mix that with alcohol.....

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[willie wacker]

I guess it's because being drunk makes them horny and if they haven't pulled then they ring and escort, I guess I can see why they do it and also bearing in mind that a mans ball sack makes him make the silliest of choices at the best of times so mix that with alcohol.....

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Good girl Kendra you hit the nail on the head

[Wicklow37]

It is incredibly disrespectful to the ladies too. I can't imagine for a second it is fun having to deal with a drunk client.

You would have more chance of raising the Titanic when I have had a few pints. I knows that and would never bother anyone in that state.

[Johnny Simpleton]

I wouldn't visit an escort if I was drunk for a start (its not very respectful and I wouldnt go to college drunk either) I couldn't get it up anyway with drink on me so whats the point.
Better to go with clear head

[willie wacker]

I will post this here as this isn't really about reviews, but it is something seen in reviews.

Clients seeing escorts when they are drunk. We have had a couple today and we get them every now and then when blokes state that they have plied themselves with booze, book and escort and complain that they received a poor service.

Sorry chaps, but when I am bladdered, I couldn't get it up with a forklift truck. Some of you 'studs' might think that you can 'perform' in any condition, but the reality is that when you're pissed up, you make it hard work for the escort and you will only be disappointed yourselves, which is very apparent. Drunk people also are loud and rowdy and are generally over-friendly and clingy (which is very annoying) or an emotional train wreck (which is just a massive pain in the arse).

[Meursault]

[Ladyvonteese]

If anyone comes to visit me when drunk they would be shown the door quicker than they came in it. And why anyone would wish to see someone when drunk is totally baffling...

Lady Von Teese