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    Quote Originally Posted by hungcock1990 View Post
    Id love a blow job baby
    OMG CRINGE!! I would suggest that you phone one of the HUNDREDS of numbers listed on this site for a blow job instead of looking for sex on a forum but I don't think I would want for any of my fellow escorts being in a position alone in a room with such an undesireable! This is the kind of stuff I was taking about yesterday when I was saying being a mature gent seeking out a younger escort doesn't make you a creep. Being naturally creepy makes your a creep and in this case even with the username is just a big bag of wrong! Nobody likes a creep in any walk of life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    My belly is sore from so much laughing.

    Very good funlover12
    This thread will go down in the annals of EI history as the Best ever thread.
    I was pissing myself laughing and did not have to pay extra for it.
    I can imagine hungcock sitting beside his laptop , typing furiously with one hand,
    Pulling, himself asunder with the other , a box of tissues beside him
    and him looking anxiously over his shoulder in case his wife /boss/ mother/ girlfriend
    walked in on him.
    He has to be the thickest fucker ever to join a forum.
    Does he honestly believe that Vietnemese hookers would
    type and spell like that.
    You should have asked was he black and told him
    o takee block mon, tu lagee dickie
    Fuover , either you are a genius or just got lucky that you Hooked a dumb fuck.
    Last edited by happygolucky; 29-09-14 at 15:55.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendra View Post
    OMG CRINGE!! I would suggest that you phone one of the HUNDREDS of numbers listed on this site for a blow job instead of looking for sex on a forum but I don't think I would want for any of my fellow escorts being in a position alone in a room with such an undesireable! This is the kind of stuff I was taking about yesterday when I was saying being a mature gent seeking out a younger escort doesn't make you a creep. Being naturally creepy makes your a creep and in this case even with the username is just a big bag of wrong! Nobody likes a creep in any walk of life.
    Just have to point out that when I said he's daft for looking for sex on a forum I just meant he can't stick his penis into a forum so he's better off phoning one of the numbers instead of wanking to a computer screen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendra View Post
    OMG CRINGE!! I would suggest that you phone one of the HUNDREDS of numbers listed on this site for a blow job instead of looking for sex on a forum but I don't think I would want for any of my fellow escorts being in a position alone in a room with such an undesireable! This is the kind of stuff I was taking about yesterday when I was saying being a mature gent seeking out a younger escort doesn't make you a creep. Being naturally creepy makes your a creep and in this case even with the username is just a big bag of wrong! Nobody likes a creep in any walk of life.
    I found his parting shot calling us 'cheap sluts' to be a bit off putting to my delicate demeanour. A slut I may be but I ain't cheap.
    Last edited by Jiberjabber; 29-09-14 at 17:47.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happygolucky View Post
    This thread will go down in the annals of EI history as the Best ever thread.
    I was pissing myself laughing and did not have to pay extra for it.
    I can imagine hungcock sitting beside his laptop , typing furiously with one hand,
    Pulling, himself asunder with the other , a box of tissues beside him
    and him looking anxiously over his shoulder in case his wife /boss/ mother/ girlfriend
    walked in on him.
    He has to be the thickest fucker ever to join a forum.
    Does he honestly believe that Vietnemese hookers would
    type and spell like that.
    You should have asked was he black and told him
    o takee block mon, tu lagee dickie
    Fuover , either you are a genius or just got lucky that you Hooked a dumb fuck.
    both no saw an opportunity for a wind up and the rest is history

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    both no saw an opportunity for a wind up and the rest is history
    The right person in the right place at the right time. Well played Sir(Miss).
    Last edited by Jiberjabber; 29-09-14 at 18:04.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I found his parting shot calling us 'cheap sluts' to be a bit off putting to my delicate demeanour. A slut I may be but I ain't cheap.
    yeah, was fina staw, I tuk the uda nyce min of the duba buked cliens, oh he wa gooooooooooooooooo d
    mistaw fappy fappy I she on you! fo waing mi taime
    Last edited by funlover12; 29-09-14 at 18:06.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I found his parting shot calling us 'cheap sluts' to be a bit off putting to my delicate demeanour. A slut I may be but I ain't cheap.
    Don't be hard on yourself. You are worth a lot in more ways than one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I found his parting shot calling us 'cheap sluts' to be a bit off putting to my delicate demeanour. A slut I may be but I ain't cheap.
    Sorry where did I call someone a cheap slut? Or have I misunderstood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendra View Post
    OMG CRINGE!! I would suggest that you phone one of the HUNDREDS of numbers listed on this site for a blow job instead of looking for sex on a forum but I don't think I would want for any of my fellow escorts being in a position alone in a room with such an undesireable! This is the kind of stuff I was taking about yesterday when I was saying being a mature gent seeking out a younger escort doesn't make you a creep. Being naturally creepy makes your a creep and in this case even with the username is just a big bag of wrong! Nobody likes a creep in any walk of life.
    provided no one knows about it. on this forum it is acceptable. go onto another forum like the boards and i would imagine the opinion would differ. 70 year old man with a 18/19/20 girl, i dont think the moral zeitgeist would approve.....

    i said the same thing about married men cheating. On this forum they get vindication for their actions, but only on this forum. One poster justified his adultery by saying it was saving his marriage. On the boards he be torn apart for saying that......
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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