Aw white who the fuck grassed us up, we got bent coppers all round an we aint going back inside
WHO WOZ IT??? You tony?
[TONY] no me boss, u wanna se my little friend u mothda fuckar?
YOU BABS?
[Babs] ohhhh what a carry on eh syd
LIZBET? SURELY NOT YOU?
[Lizbet] NERRRRRRRRRRRRR
MR MARVADOS?
[Mr Marvado] me no speaky no engleesh senoir ron n reg
DEN WHO THE FUCK WOZ IT (hang on……Highwayman’s not ere but e is ouat there with the filth? E’s only gone an dun us up like a kipper.
HIGHWAYMAN!!!!! IT’S THE FUCKIN HIGHJUMP FOR WHEN WE GET R HANDS ON YOU ME OLE MUKKA
[theme music to Eastenders]