Too many people called paws - so not original

[Babs]

boy's if your mum was rund 'ere she would a clipped you both round ya ear 'oles........whatju playin at aye........

Plans have changed.......i hear there's a lot of building work goin on in paddiesville now get your arses over there and sort out the old cement shuffle.

This geezer said he didnt like the frigging soap section and hes got a bleedin nerve posin on 'ere......now get ya bleedin skates on before he has a chance to get a bleedin hair cut and those tits.......kin 'ell men don't 'ave em........hes just a pussy hiding behind a flippin picture.........now go do your worst........

Bleedin cheeky bar steward postin where he don't like it......wait till i tell babs i know what she will say........."get outa my pub."

nuff said.........hot lizzy kray...........:d:d:d

i’ll ave you know that epsilon is one a my regulars. I’ll get grant n phil onto you an no mistake

[Hot Lizzy]

i’ll ave you know that epsilon is one a my regulars. I’ll get grant n phil onto you an no mistake

He is just like your new hubby to be..........and i would shut it if i were you babs cos i stuck up for you and the boys wanted to 'retire you' i said no........so start being nice to me or i will tell you something you wont want to hear about your fiance.

He's the one that bought that whispering slapper the fur coat...........

Getting the picture now you little head mistress shirt buyer you.


Now you get onto those boys and get things moving or you will get retired with your other son to afganistan to entertain the troops.


Liz

[Grant n Phil]

He is just like your new hubby to be..........and i would shut it if i were you babs cos i stuck up for you and the boys wanted to 'retire you' i said no........so start being nice to me or i will tell you something you wont want to hear about your fiance.

He's the one that bought that whispering slapper the fur coat...........

Getting the picture now you little head mistress shirt buyer you.


Now you get onto those boys and get things moving or you will get retired with your other son to afganistan to entertain the troops.


Liz

We ere you been given mum the verbals, you got somink to say you say it to us, she’s gota pub to run n ain’t got time to listen to you give it all dat. n whos been sayin bout retirin our mum? who?

[bruce forsyth]

We ere you been given mum the verbals, you got somink to say you say it to us, she’s gota pub to run n ain’t got time to listen to you give it all dat. n whos been sayin bout retirin our mum? who?

NICE TO SEE YOU...TO SEE YOU.....NICE!!!!!

all right my loves

as one of hot lizzys regulars and as you all know a famous and charitable television personality, i,d like to speak on her behalf.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing

thats right liz knew how to play her card right

i knew she liked old men for she turned tricks in our GENERATION GAME

doesn,t she do well????????

good game, good game

Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back!" stay tuned

brucie

[Babs]

NICE TO SEE YOU...TO SEE YOU.....NICE!!!!!

all right my loves

as one of hot lizzys regulars

Yur one of her regulars???????? Ow long she been goin then? she been at it longer then me.

Nice to see you Brucie, pop round the vic an i'll give you a brucie bonus if you play you cards right

[bruce forsyth]

Yur one of her regulars???????? Ow long she been goin then? she been at it longer then me.

Nice to see you Brucie, pop round the vic an i'll give you a brucie bonus if you play you cards right

hello babs, haven,t seen you since you got your tits fixed

give us a twirl, give us a twirl,

liz and i have been at for years babs, she a right horny bitch she is, loves an old night at the galla, then back to the ritz hotel for a bit of strap on fun and a few facefulls of the old salty man juice, she loves it all over her face and slurps it all up good game

"Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce!"

brucie

[Paris Hilton]

hello babs, haven,t seen you since you got your tits fixed

give us a twirl, give us a twirl,

liz and i have been at for years babs, she a right horny bitch she is, loves an old night at the galla, then back to the ritz hotel for a bit of strap on fun and a few facefulls of the old salty man juice, she loves it all over her face and slurps it all up good game

"Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce!"

brucie

Bruce my darling i just love your show strictley come prancing......absolutely fabulous darling who do you think will win it.........Fred and Ginger.......

Paris Hilton

[Paris Hilton]

What!! you gonna send a couple of pussies round to see my boy?
they better be packing some serious heat. Hes a made man. You mess with him you mess with me.. I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked her, I never trusted her.

And as for the lizzy broad. You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.

Hey babe nice to see you looking after my cuzz.........wanna be my friend too, i wont bite unless you want me too.........

Jesus there are some nasty people on here could you tell me who to keep away from. I just want to find someone to love me - shit i dont want to work as an escort i just want a man to give me a good fuck........if you have the time i got loads a money.

You are hot.........wow wish my Lizzy could see you babe.......still i dont do sharing if you get my drift.


Paris.........Hotter the Lizzy

[bruce forsyth]

Bruce my darling i just love your show strictley come prancing......absolutely fabulous darling who do you think will win it.........Fred and Ginger.......

Paris Hilton

ah paris, my lovely, you were always the better looking and sensible of the hilton girls

"I'm the joker in the place, with 4 little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, ok dollies do your dealing."

strictly between me and you i,m due to take a live televised heart attack just before the winner is announced. “I am not doddery, doddery I am” – Not!

give us a twirl Paris fancy a faceful? do you still swallow?

brucie

[Paris Hilton]

ah paris, my lovely, you were always the better looking and sensible of the hilton girls

"I'm the joker in the place, with 4 little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, ok dollies do your dealing."

strictly between me and you i,m due to take a live televised heart attack just before the winner is announced. “I am not doddery, doddery I am” – Not!

give us a twirl Paris fancy a faceful? do you still swallow?

brucie

Hey Bruce doll face

Could you tell me how i get one of those pictures on the side i just joined and i dont have any friends on my friends section - would you be my friend and then maybe if you come see me to see me nice at one of dads hotels or the Towers then i could swallow if i absolutely had to...........

(Hey that broad babs she aint - you know - bit old for you)........see ya hun xxxxxxxx