Ronnie if you fancied batting for the other team i don't blame you - Jesus have you seen that old cow Clarence, enough to turn any man off his dinner - or come to that anything.
You stay cool dudes and thanks for watching my back - leave old Johnney Allen out of this he is ok, he looks out for his little Princess......
Frog was cool, he was good looking and you know - he bought me a bunch of flowers must of set him back a pretty penny.......mind he stank of those frech cigarettes still a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do and he was ok so don't get ya feathers all ruffelled.
Mind boys he didn't turn up looking the business like you always do.........like your old mum told you boys, never leave the house with dirty shoes.......or trainers come to that.
Boys can you tell me when you are going to sort out all those men with the same name cos its bloody boring - mean it isnt like their identical twins like you two now is it - the one of them is only a ruddy dwarf at 5'7".........should be one that could of gone where all those others went when the were building the Edgeware Road Bypass remember - the old concrete suitcase........they never found those bodies.
Take care and don't get into any bother.......think you should watch out for Clarence though she is a frail thing and that ruddy poodle of hers pompom gets on ya tits - and talking of which any time you wanna come for a nice Tit massage give me a call - Babs Windsor said she would join us and talk about the 'Good old days.'
xxxxxxxxx The hot one with the brothers looking after her now