Too many people called paws - so not original

[Hot Lizzy]

First we had Johnny Allen, then Ron and Reg. Who next The Mitchell brothers, Al Pacino or Clint Eastwood

You can talk your a friggin Highwayman........

[Hot Lizzy]

Paul Williams would have a field day here.

Has anyone noticed that when Clarence is on line then old Ma Hilton69 is never on at the same time.........and they both have nice Dell laptops the boys took off someone last Christmas....... very strange.......

Clarence me thinks is just a patsy, and i do mean Palmer off East Enders ricky

xxx

[JOHNNEY ALLEN]

MMMMMM So kind Mr. Allen as always to a damson in distress.......i look forward to meeting with you very soon and to feel the touch of your soft hand linked in mine.

Kisses and seasons greetings.........from your hot one......

Thank you for your kind words elizebeth they do indeed inspire me.
As for the krays the are not half as sophisticated as we are have you had the time to reconsider yor trip to ireland?? As i am eager to feel the touch of your soft hands & embrace you in mine as i have stated i can assure you safe passage & accomidation so you neeed not worry my dear.


J.Axxx

[thehighwayman]

You can talk your a friggin Highwayman........

This town isn't big enough with all these tough guys around

[Hot Lizzy]

Thank you for your kind words elizebeth they do indeed inspire me.
As for the krays the are not half as sophisticated as we are have you had the time to reconsider yor trip to ireland?? As i am eager to feel the touch of your soft hands & embrace you in mine as i have stated i can assure you safe passage & accomidation so you neeed not worry my dear.


J.Axxx

I am coming to Dubbers next week......I have some Clients to see here this week and one - no names - from Escort Ireland in London and seeing him on Monday....... so i may come on Wednesday or Tuesday of next week but i would be obliged if you could call me as i would like some information as to what it is that you want me to accompany you to as i need to sort out what to bring with me for Thursday evening so i need to get my finger out and book my hotel and flight etc., if this is a wind - up then fine but i would rather it were not.

Warmest regards..........The hot one......... xxx

[Bigger Paws]

Any these muppets given u grief lizbet? Say the word an we’ll send the boys round quick smart.

Ronald and Reginald, a right pair of lifters.
You'll send the boys around.. i'm quaking in my boots.

[Alec Horan]

If that frog gives you the rabbit rabbit we’ll make em regret the day e woz born an that goes for all these ginger nutsack fuckers ere who giv it all that n all

So are ye gonna do a Spandau Ballet reunion soon or wha ?

[Ron n Reg]

Ronnie if you fancied batting for the other team i don't blame you - Jesus have you seen that old cow Clarence, enough to turn any man off his dinner - or come to that anything.

You stay cool dudes and thanks for watching my back - leave old Johnney Allen out of this he is ok, he looks out for his little Princess......

Frog was cool, he was good looking and you know - he bought me a bunch of flowers must of set him back a pretty penny.......mind he stank of those frech cigarettes still a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do and he was ok so don't get ya feathers all ruffelled.

Mind boys he didn't turn up looking the business like you always do.........like your old mum told you boys, never leave the house with dirty shoes.......or trainers come to that.

Boys can you tell me when you are going to sort out all those men with the same name cos its bloody boring - mean it isnt like their identical twins like you two now is it - the one of them is only a ruddy dwarf at 5'7".........should be one that could of gone where all those others went when the were building the Edgeware Road Bypass remember - the old concrete suitcase........they never found those bodies.

Take care and don't get into any bother.......think you should watch out for Clarence though she is a frail thing and that ruddy poodle of hers pompom gets on ya tits - and talking of which any time you wanna come for a nice Tit massage give me a call - Babs Windsor said she would join us and talk about the 'Good old days.'

xxxxxxxxx The hot one with the brothers looking after her now

Ure walking arm in arm with the krays on each side now Lizbet, with Allen the assassin watchin ure six and a real life highwayman riding shotgun up front. Who the fuck is gonna mess wit yoz now? some fucking chihuahua? We’re on our way to a bank job and will swing by for a hand job if you promise that frog is long gone. We might bring round the ma and her and mommy hilton can catch up on ole times.

see you soon and oh......we'll make you swoon

[Epsilon]

Ure walking arm in arm with the krays on each side now Lizbet, with Allen the assassin watchin ure six and a real life highwayman riding shotgun up front. Who the fuck is gonna mess wit yoz now? some fucking chihuahua? We’re on our way to a bank job and will swing by for a hand job if you promise that frog is long gone. We might bring round the ma and her and mommy hilton can catch up on ole times.

see you soon and oh......we'll make you swoon

Go easy lads, auld bettys ass aint as firm and resilliant as it used to be..

[Ron n Reg]

[QUOTE=JOHNNEY ALLEN;53281]Thank you for your kind words elizebeth they do indeed inspire me.
As for the krays the are not half as sophisticated as we are have you had the time to reconsider yor trip to ireland?? As i am eager to feel the touch of your soft hands & embrace you in mine as i have stated i can assure you safe passage & accomidation so you neeed not worry my dear.

What the fuck brought you to mickland, no fuckin way is Lizbet gonna slum it in over in that fuckin cesspool, not if I ave to rob a bank to pay her daily rate. Lizbet yoz ain’t gonna go outa earshot of bow bells if I can help it ure to good to waste on ginger fickos. Fuck is this how things are now round my old manor? I’m gonna ave ta come back an get it sorted, none of my regulars is gonna set foot outa dear old london it I can help it, you want Lizbet Johnney you come back ere an ave er. I’ll even pay the airfare. yoz can sort out a few problems we ave ere an nawl while ure at it.