Too many people called paws - so not original

[Ron n Reg]

[QUOTE=JOHNNEY ALLEN;53281]Thank you for your kind words elizebeth they do indeed inspire me.
As for the krays the are not half as sophisticated as we are have you had the time to reconsider yor trip to ireland?? As i am eager to feel the touch of your soft hands & embrace you in mine as i have stated i can assure you safe passage & accomidation so you neeed not worry my dear.

What the fuck brought you to mickland, no fuckin way is Lizbet gonna slum it in over in that fuckin cesspool, not if I ave to rob a bank to pay her daily rate. Lizbet yoz ain’t gonna go outa earshot of bow bells if I can help it ure to good to waste on ginger fickos. Fuck is this how things are now round my old manor? I’m gonna ave ta come back an get it sorted, none of my regulars is gonna set foot outa dear old london it I can help it, you want Lizbet Johnney you come back ere an ave er. I’ll even pay the airfare. yoz can sort out a few problems we ave ere an nawl while ure at it.

[clarence hilten]

Any these muppets given u grief lizbet? Say the word an we’ll send the boys round quick smart.

cooooeey

which one of you boys was the big POOF?

up ducky
clarence

[Ron n Reg]

cooooeey

which one of you boys was the big POOF?

up ducky
clarence

He wasn’t a poof he just was very shortsighted my sexy little clarence

[Hot Lizzy]

Any these muppets given u grief lizbet? Say the word an we’ll send the boys round quick smart.

Shame my father hadn't known sooner that you could of sorted these 'muppets' out - as they came to one of his shops and threatened him as they wanted to buy it......he on the other hand did not wish to sell it.

A few days later when my parents were having a dinner party he had a call from the Police to say the alarm had gone off in the shop and they failed to get into it - petrol was left close by the door - the little barking mad 'muppets' it would seem were going to burn it down - damned shame ruined the dinner party - still c'est la vie........True story.

The Hot One..........Lizzy H.

[Ron n Reg]

Shame my father hadn't known sooner that you could of sorted these 'muppets' out - as they came to one of his shops and threatened him as they wanted to buy it......he on the other hand did not wish to sell it.

A few days later when my parents were having a dinner party he had a call from the Police to say the alarm had gone off in the shop and they failed to get into it - petrol was left close by the door - the little barking mad 'muppets' it would seem were going to burn it down - damned shame ruined the dinner party - still c'est la vie........True story.

The Hot One..........Lizzy H.

Lizbet ure ole man was the govner of our manor when we were growin up an he made us promise to look out for you n we are gonna do just that, any ginger tosser gives you earache you just get on the dog n bone and they’ll be floating under tower bridge within the hour.

[Hot Lizzy]

Lizbet ure ole man was the govner of our manor when we were growin up an he made us promise to look out for you n we are gonna do just that, any ginger tosser gives you earache you just get on the dog n bone and they’ll be floating under tower bridge within the hour.

Alway such Gentlemen that you are to me, bless my father is no longer in need of that shop as he is retired.

I wonder you don't say where your Manor is though, would it be the East End as i am sure that i have seen you with that Michell Chappie.......not an awfully hard nut now is he with that mutt......Prince, a girlfriend that can barely talk and Whispers.

I like to Whisper too......but then i have a Client coming very soon and i am dressed just how he wants me, the Secretary - mmmmm quite turned on waiting for him to come and undress me slowly........he has one thing against him though - he is French......still he could be very sexy sounding when he is whispering in my ears........fabulous.

Very Horny and Very Hot.......ready to take a letter........ xxxx Miss Jones

[Ron n Reg]

ready to take a letter

If that frog gives you the rabbit rabbit we’ll make em regret the day e woz born an that goes for all these ginger nutsack fuckers ere who giv it all that n all

[Bigger Paws]

Any these muppets given u grief lizbet? Say the word an we’ll send the boys round quick smart.

Ronald and Reginald, a right pair of lifters.
You'll send the boys around.. i'm quaking in my boots.

[Ron n Reg]

Ronald and Reginald, a right pair of lifters.
You'll send the boys around.. i'm quaking in my boots.

How’s the fuck did you know we were sending our two ‘right hand’ men along for Lizbets security?, you a fuckin wide boy r ya? fuckin nonce? an informer? U wanna watch it mate!!! That’s what U wanna do!

[Hot Lizzy]

How’s the fuck did you know we were sending our two ‘right hand’ men along for Lizbets security?, you a fuckin wide boy r ya? fuckin nonce? an informer? U wanna watch it mate!!! That’s what U wanna do!

He's an informer guys........take him......... I will make it worth your while.

Tidy...........xxx