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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    It's settled then, a nail clippers, a file, a can of lynx, a lighter and a tube of Germolene it is.


    Mmmmmmm ... Germolene
    sounds like a good episode of mgyver, that the one where he is stuck in a closet with a trans (works on so many levels) and needs to get out to diffuse the clock which was left running before they started their tomfoolery in the closet so that he doesnt end up pay for the night vs 30 min?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    youve done it again lucy, its nymphomaniac not pyromaniac


    Liking setting fire to things is nymphomania? Ooookay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Liking setting fire to things is nymphomania? Ooookay.

    it is when Im around

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    sounds like a good episode of mgyver, that the one where he is stuck in a closet with a trans (works on so many levels) and needs to get out to diffuse the clock which was left running before they started their tomfoolery in the closet so that he doesnt end up pay for the night vs 30 min?
    Gwan ta fuck ya bollox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I can do that for free, I'm a pyromaniac.

    One long single nail reminds me of the bald hairy newsagents who leave one long to help cut into the paper bundles. Is it white or yellow? Be honest.

    Sweet. Should I take you up on this offer before or after I have the four hour session of getting punched in the nuts by an escort which funlover was so kind as to offer? Maybe we can make it a two-for and you can decide which goes first? You guys, yous are awesome.

    No nails anymore, decided to donate them. They were neither white nor yellow by the way. You've some cheek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Sweet. Should I take you up on this offer before or after I have the four hour session of getting punched in the nuts by an escort which funlover was so kind as to offer? Maybe we can make it a two-for and you can decide which goes first? You guys, yous are awesome.

    No nails anymore, decided to donate them. They were neither white nor yellow by the way. You've some cheek.



    ewwww purple


    Im guessing he got N/A'd, something very pms about him all of a sudden
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