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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    heres an idea, burn your classical guitar and get an electric










    toothbrush instead
    I already have a bunch of electrics and acoustics. Toothbrushes too, all drop tuned to D. Burning any high quality instrument is a sacrilege and Hendrix should be dug up and shot. In the nuts. With his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I already have a bunch of electrics and acoustics. Toothbrushes too, all drop tuned to D. Burning any high quality instrument is a sacrilege and Hendrix should be dug up and shot. In the nuts. With his face.
    unnecessary information is un necessary

    "look at me I know alternate tunings "
    Last edited by funlover12; 19-09-14 at 16:27.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Thank Sophie. It's something I've considered but only when I'm growing the left hand nails. However that's when I also become self conscious so it becomes a kind of catch 22. I generally do take good care of my hands and feed, file and buff the nails as needed. I'm curious to know what they can do with 'cuticle work' as it's something that I've recently picked up on the importance of. I use an oil on them, not convinced of it's efficacy though.

    when you say you're squeamish do you mean with guys and their grotty fingers or just in general?
    I would likely ask you if you played an instrument. Most people would work that out wouldn't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    I would likely ask you if you played an instrument. Most people would work that out wouldn't they?

    and you know what the answer will be dont you?
    "well tonight ill be playing your instrument!"

    *cue embarassing laughter from escort while secretly thinking "you cringy dick " *

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    unnecessary information is un necessary

    "look at me I know alternate tunings "
    I spent ages tuning those toothbrushes, I'm quite proud of the fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    I would likely ask you if you played an instrument. Most people would work that out wouldn't they?
    I wonder. I've been asked before why the long nails, usually accompanied by a flickering worried look or a disapproving pout. Maybe escorts are more use to it? Having thought about it a while now I think I'll just give them the chop before my next meeting, what's the point in leaving a potentially awkward hot space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I already have a bunch of electrics and acoustics. Toothbrushes too, all drop tuned to D. Burning any high quality instrument is a sacrilege and Hendrix should be dug up and shot. In the nuts. With his face.
    do you even [STRIKETHROUGH]lift[/STRIKETHROUGH]play stairway to heaven brah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I wonder. I've been asked before why the long face, usually accompanied by a flickering worried look or a disapproving pout. Maybe escorts are more use to it? Having thought about it a while now I think I'll just give them the chop before my next meeting, what's the point in leaving a potentially awkward hot space.
    fyp........

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    Quote Originally Posted by martianfreeman View Post
    Can you blow your own trumpet?
    no but prince can.....alledgedly
    Last edited by funlover12; 19-09-14 at 18:00. Reason: ruining stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by martianfreeman View Post
    Can you blow your own trumpet?



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