Originally Posted by
bluefan1
Josephine, we have a lot on our mind....
"Hiya, it's me. Yeah, me, I called earlier? Remember?"
- how soon they forget! -
"OK, I can see the Tesco on the corner, yeah.."
- 'mmmmmm.She' sounds sooo sexy -
"OK I Turn right at the lights, yep"
- Fuck, did I remember to ask for stockings?? -
"Ok, OK, yeah, 1st grey door on the left, got it.."
- Woo hooo, cant wait to have that wrapped round my cock!!! -
"Yep, 1234, right, 2nd floor, yep, No? 1235? Oh, OK... 1235 it is. I have it now"
- wonder does she realise she won the Lotto ? She's going to get some seeing-to tonight!
"Yeah, love, yes, yes, I WILL call if I have any problems finding you...but don't worry, I have it now. See you in three shakes of a lamb's tale..ahhh!....nothing, nothing, nevermind".
- Forgot she was Spanish! ....yeah 'Spanish', right!...pffff! . Ha, Ha..Wait'll she tastes my Chorizo!!!....
-OK I turn right here...
Here we go, here we go, here we go, HERE WE GOOOOO -
That's a quare shade of green! She must be colour blind,
Lucky I asked her to wear white then....
I feel lucky, Oh so lucky -
OK, 2235, then...press 'Bell' - shit, which one is bell? Why don't they light these fucking things? Ah, yeah, BINGO!
Easy-peasy!!....
"Hi, it's me. Your 8pm...
Helloooo? We just talked on the phone...."
- If she's double-booked I'll go ballistic.... -
"Oh, sorry Mrs...."
"Hello, Hi, it's me again, what was that number again? No, I'm fine, found it easy, great directions, no, no bother I'm just checking that number again, being careful you know!!! See ya in a min"
- For the shag of your life! -
- She sounded a bit ratty there! Not exactly GFE.... Better change her attitude before I get up there ...
anyway she'll be smiling once I start waving this fella at her!
Ho, Ho, ! It's off to work I go......
- Fuck, this must be the wrong floor? -
Jasus, it's quarter- past already..... better get a push on, before she cancels
some of them are SO weird about timekeeping.
Hope she hasn't started the old timer yet!
Speaking of which, I hope this one isn't using Adele - I like Adele but there's only so many times you can
hear the same 5 songs.
Must think about booking an hour one time and get to hear the rest of that album......
I wonder does Adele know that escorts probably got her to number 1
-DOH!.... like escorts actually pay for anything ....Good to bring a little gift, yeah right!
-Must find out what chocs my regular likes. She'd be jealous as fuck if she could see me now.
If you could see me now.......,
- So, back down these stairs and Bob's your uncle....YESSSSSSS! -
"Howya, love, so this where you were hiding all this time... LOLLLLL!"
Sophie, there is also an 'Hotel' version ......