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[Best Before]

Official Punters Guide to Keypad Entry Systems.

Have you ever gone on a punt only to find that dreaded keypad when you arrive at the premises. Can be very confusing & traumatizing and often can take the excitement element out of the visit and replace it with unnecessary frustrations. Well, fear no more, as here is an experienced punters simple step by step guide to using a "Keypad Entry System"






Does seeing one of these scare the living daylights out of you?

Well, I know it used to scare me, but I found that the worst thing you can do is panic. Relax, the escort will give you clear instructions over the phone, a two or three digit number followed by a terminating symbol button, usually a "Bell". Don't worry about this step, it will be explained later.




Firstly identify the keypad. Usually situated next to the door/gate, or perhaps on a wall adjacent to the entrance of the apartment block. Indicate to the escort on the phone that you are now ready to initiate "Keypad entry procedures" . Keep your phone pressed firmly to your ear, as hearing what comes next is crucial to your success. She will now call out a multi-digit number followed by that dreaded symbol. Listen. Don't fret, there are rarely more than 3 digits.



On the keypad, using your finger press each of the digits firmly and precisely as shown in the image above.



Once you have pressed each digit, you will now be asked to press the termination symbol. in this example it will be the "Bell" symbol Locate this button on the keypad and press firmly.

Listen intently, as often you will hear a ringing sound coming from her apartment over your phone connection. This indicates you have the code entered correctly. Now here is the important part. The escort on hearing this sound will press a button that will unlock the gate/door for you.


Having located the door, push inward forcefully*. Best not to delay here, as the "unlocking process" may be on a time limit, and we don't want to have the embarrassment of going through this whole process again, now do we? The door should now open. Once inside the job is done.

Hope you have found this helpful... good luck and happy punting....

* Important tip: Some door may open outward... Look for a sign on the door that says either "PUSH" (door opens inward) or "PULL" (door opens outward)....

Never had too much trouble working them out once I found them!!
But after reading this thread and particular your post James, I think i'm going to be more anxious about the keypad tham meeting the sexy lady behind the door

[SteveB]

Yeah OK if keypad is new and it is daytime.
At night, raining, and with the lights that once worked on the keypad no longer working and all the numbers symbols worn off and covered with algae? I can usually work out were the numbers are but where is the "bell" symbol?

[funlover12]

Official Punters Guide to Keypad Entry Systems.

Have you ever gone on a punt only to find that dreaded keypad when you arrive at the premises. Can be very confusing & traumatizing and often can take the excitement element out of the visit and replace it with unnecessary frustrations. Well, fear no more, as here is an experienced punters simple step by step guide to using a "Keypad Entry System"






Does seeing one of these scare the living daylights out of you?

Well, I know it used to scare me, but I found that the worst thing you can do is panic. Relax, the escort will give you clear instructions over the phone, a two or three digit number followed by a terminating symbol button, usually a "Bell". Don't worry about this step, it will be explained later.




Firstly identify the keypad. Usually situated next to the door/gate, or perhaps on a wall adjacent to the entrance of the apartment block. Indicate to the escort on the phone that you are now ready to initiate "Keypad entry procedures" . Keep your phone pressed firmly to your ear, as hearing what comes next is crucial to your success. She will now call out a multi-digit number followed by that dreaded symbol. Listen. Don't fret, there are rarely more than 3 digits.



On the keypad, using your finger press each of the digits firmly and precisely as shown in the image above.



Once you have pressed each digit, you will now be asked to press the termination symbol. in this example it will be the "Bell" symbol Locate this button on the keypad and press firmly.

Listen intently, as often you will hear a ringing sound coming from her apartment over your phone connection. This indicates you have the code entered correctly. Now here is the important part. The escort on hearing this sound will press a button that will unlock the gate/door for you.


Having located the door, push inward forcefully*. Best not to delay here, as the "unlocking process" may be on a time limit, and we don't want to have the embarrassment of going through this whole process again, now do we? The door should now open. Once inside the job is done.

Hope you have found this helpful... good luck and happy punting....

* Important tip: Some door may open outward... Look for a sign on the door that says either "PUSH" (door opens inward) or "PULL" (door opens outward)....

nice work jimbob, though for those of us its a doddle to meh

for the uninitiated I mean, now caveat emptor....2 keypads!

so its a 9/10 not a 10

[funlover12]

Hotels are so much simpler....

they are ta fuck! replace keypad with security and glaring eyes, other people and knowing that if you get lost (likely going by mosts directions) you will be milling around a hotel looking for room and drawing unwanted attention!

[Cable87]

Thank you James for that highly detailed and extremely useful 'how-to' on the use of keypad entry doors.


I think I know the reason WHY so many gents at the local apartment have had such trouble with getting through, such as the gents I saw yesterday:

This particular apartment complex requires the intended entrant to press 6 BUTTONS to gain entry! This particular system requires you to press the 'key' button (which looks like a keyhole symbol), followed by 5 digits-- That's DOUBLE the total number of required buttons to press than what most gents are capable of entering without serious help!

[dr love]

And when I forget me specs , it's fecking torture jezzee .: doc

[dr love]

Ahhhh the good old days .: doc

[bluefan1]

I have witnessed first hand the single vision of men on the hunt who see nothing around them.
So scary that I no longer use my favourite apartment as the men would try to cross 5 lanes of traffic without walking 2 mins up the road to the crossing lights.
Men have no blood in their brain, no thinking ability it is all on the target when close.
Remember numbers and more then one instruction at a time, not a chance, think zombie brain and instruct from there

LOL no insult intended just truth to be told

Josephine, we have a lot on our mind....


"Hiya, it's me. Yeah, me, I called earlier? Remember?"
- how soon they forget! -
"OK, I can see the Tesco on the corner, yeah.."
- 'mmmmmm.She' sounds sooo sexy -

"OK I Turn right at the lights, yep"
- Fuck, did I remember to ask for stockings?? -

"Ok, OK, yeah, 1st grey door on the left, got it.."
- Woo hooo, cant wait to have that wrapped round my cock!!! -

"Yep, 1234, right, 2nd floor, yep, No? 1235? Oh, OK... 1235 it is. I have it now"
- wonder does she realise she won the Lotto ? She's going to get some seeing-to tonight!

"Yeah, love, yes, yes, I WILL call if I have any problems finding you...but don't worry, I have it now. See you in three shakes of a lamb's tale..ahhh!....nothing, nothing, nevermind".
- Forgot she was Spanish! ....yeah 'Spanish', right!...pffff! . Ha, Ha..Wait'll she tastes my Chorizo!!!....

-OK I turn right here...
Here we go, here we go, here we go, HERE WE GOOOOO -
That's a quare shade of green! She must be colour blind,
Lucky I asked her to wear white then....
I feel lucky, Oh so lucky -
OK, 2235, then...press 'Bell' - shit, which one is bell? Why don't they light these fucking things? Ah, yeah, BINGO!
Easy-peasy!!....

"Hi, it's me. Your 8pm...
Helloooo? We just talked on the phone...."
- If she's double-booked I'll go ballistic.... -

"Oh, sorry Mrs...."

"Hello, Hi, it's me again, what was that number again? No, I'm fine, found it easy, great directions, no, no bother I'm just checking that number again, being careful you know!!! See ya in a min"
- For the shag of your life! -
- She sounded a bit ratty there! Not exactly GFE.... Better change her attitude before I get up there ...
anyway she'll be smiling once I start waving this fella at her!
Ho, Ho, ! It's off to work I go......
- Fuck, this must be the wrong floor? -
Jasus, it's quarter- past already..... better get a push on, before she cancels
some of them are SO weird about timekeeping.
Hope she hasn't started the old timer yet!
Speaking of which, I hope this one isn't using Adele - I like Adele but there's only so many times you can
hear the same 5 songs.
Must think about booking an hour one time and get to hear the rest of that album......
I wonder does Adele know that escorts probably got her to number 1
-DOH!.... like escorts actually pay for anything ....Good to bring a little gift, yeah right!
-Must find out what chocs my regular likes. She'd be jealous as fuck if she could see me now.
If you could see me now.......,
- So, back down these stairs and Bob's your uncle....YESSSSSSS! -

"Howya, love, so this where you were hiding all this time... LOLLLLL!"


Sophie, there is also an 'Hotel' version ......

[AbsoluteNoob]

There is one particular apartment block up by the Grand Canal that is impossible to get out of. Nothing worse than looking like a creep waiting on a resident to open the gate for you.

[happygolucky]

Yeah OK if keypad is new and it is daytime.
At night, raining, and with the lights that once worked on the keypad no longer working and all the numbers symbols worn off and covered with algae? I can usually work out were the numbers are but where is the "bell" symbol?

Exactly the bell button or Termination button is always the most used button
and the symbol is nearly always badly worn.
It's called a termination button for a reason.
If you can't find it then the appointment is terminated.