How do you become a good punter

[bluefan1]

No Problem, I did nod off a few times though but made it to the end.

Hardly think what you posted was that intelligent, its the usual condescending stuff from you really..

Anyhow cleanliness and respectfulness is all the Escort wants from a client. (obviously correct amount of money too)

T


Of course you're right. All escorts are gormless tits, right? They don't want a little style, some good humour, a good handsome, and considerate lover or even sharing a little intelligent conversation over a nice bottle of wine. It's a pity they need so little because from your review and postings that's how I picture you - a real classy guy. C'mon girls, raise your expectations and Robin might just make your day.

Seriously, unlike you I'd never claim to know what all escorts want but I probably should bow to your greater knowledge. I do know what I want though and that's no more of your drivel - just stick me on ignore!

[robin4more]

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Of course you're right. All escorts are gormless tits, right? They don't want a little style, some good humour, a good handsome, and considerate lover or even sharing a little intelligent conversation over a nice bottle of wine. It's a pity they need so little because from your review and postings that's how I picture you - a real classy guy. C'mon girls, raise your expectations and Robin might just make your day.

Seriously, unlike you I'd never claim to know what all escorts want but I probably should bow to your greater knowledge. I do know what I want though and that's no more of your drivel - just stick me on ignore!

Wrong, that's your opinion only ......having read back on previously threads most escorts just want the client to be clean and respectful and if you got a sense of humour and the rest. well that's an added bonus is it not?..
I'm just an ordinary guy, I don't patronise others on here because they have a different opinion etc but your right I've said my piece and let's finish at that

[WatWatWat]

Just become a lying cheating deceiving bastard.

[whoseyourdaddy]

Most women are acutely attuned to how a man presents himself so it really is worth making the effort to be clean, fresh and smartly dressed if you want a successful appointment.

My top tip would is to be smooth faced but best not to use a new blade before your appointment? You don't want to risk a nick which might make your chosen lady anxious and could diminish the intimacy of your meeting.

[bluefan1]

Wrong, that's your opinion only ......having read back on previously threads most escorts just want the client to be clean and respectful and if you got a sense of humour and the rest. well that's an added bonus is it not?..
I'm just an ordinary guy, I don't patronise others on here because they have a different opinion etc but your right I've said my piece and let's finish at that

Your ONLY contribution to this thread was to attack my posting style with a snappy, PATRONISING one-liner. Nothing else...!!

This isn't the first time you've had a go either is it? You fancied yourself as a bit of a warrior I suspect. Now you're pleading it's you who's been picked on?

I'm really sorry you have self-esteem issues but I'm not going to be the butt of your ill directed attempts at humour and thus help you boost your self-image - you do know this is the internet and not the real world?. My advice, if I may offer you some is : pick on someone less ordinary next time.

BTW you were happy to patronise Natasha in a couple of your earlier posts, here's one of your best:

"Ryanair are doing some fantastic one way deals at the moment" [inserted a waving smiley here to enhance the funny quotient]

My God, escorts and clients; neither can now feel themselves safe from your rapier sharp wit.

[bluefan1]

If the post is interesting and informative the length is unimportant - your post was excellent, cheesy cocks = maybe no sti checks, hands free dispenser = good point, 20 mins not enough - depends on how much make up and fiddly the hair style is, can be done in 15 but for a longer appointment of 3 hours of more with a trusted regular maybe a 3 hour appointment is all I will book, but for newbie half hour appointments who may be timewasters 20 mins is plenty - and all can be done and even a cup of tea to be had
Anticipation lovely
People do not need to read long posts but for those of us who like to read them
Thank you

Thanks for your reply.

I may underestimate the ability of women to get things done in a speedier fashion than their male counterparts. I have though seen it proudly boasted here and elsewhere that a quick slap of a wet-wipe is quite sufficient and I've left appointments where it was obvious that was all the preparation made for my visit. I do practice zero-tolerance on this issue as well as urging escorts to also do likewise.

[bluefan1]

The look & go queen.... love it....

Answer your phone btw

You must be dialling someone else! The I-need-more-shoes helpline? Or the hubby or sugar-daddy (he must be on speed- dial)

[emmasweet]

arrive on time ,pay me for my time,enjoy your time,leave on time, simple

Is nice to be nice,so be nice and you are good punter

[robin4more]

Your ONLY contribution to this thread was to attack my posting style with a snappy, PATRONISING one-liner. Nothing else...!!

This isn't the first time you've had a go either is it? You fancied yourself as a bit of a warrior I suspect. Now you're pleading it's you who's been picked on?

I'm really sorry you have self-esteem issues but I'm not going to be the butt of your ill directed attempts at humour and thus help you boost your self-image - you do know this is the internet and not the real world?. My advice, if I may offer you some is : pick on someone less ordinary next time.

BTW you were happy to patronise Natasha in a couple of your earlier posts, here's one of your best:

"Ryanair are doing some fantastic one way deals at the moment" [inserted a waving smiley here to enhance the funny quotient]

My God, escorts and clients; neither can now feel themselves safe from your rapier sharp wit.

I thought you were going to put me on ignore...that didn't last long..
Anyway show me where I attacked you, I simply made a comment to your post.
I do not Patronise unlike you or have self esteem issues.. You really do think you are so much better than others on here, its your arrogant nature, maybe you don't realise you are even doing it...
No, I never said you were picking on me, it does not worry me at all anyway but You seem to pick and ridicule other guys on here including newbies and I don't like it that's all, you can dish it out alright but do not seem to take it too well when its thrown back at all.

As for Natasta (another pretty lame attempt at payback) that was a joke as you well know and i'm gad she unlike you got a sense of humour, I really do like that lady.
Anyway I could start quoting the attacks,the downright mean and uncalled posts from you to other individuals on here but that would mean I would be here all night.

[bluefan1]

I thought you were going to put me on ignore...that didn't last long..
Anyway show me where I attacked you, I simply made a comment to your post.
I do not Patronise unlike you or have self esteem issues.. You really do think you are so much better than others on here, its your arrogant nature, maybe you don't realise you are even doing it...
No, I never said you were picking on me, it does not worry me at all anyway but You seem to pick and ridicule other guys on here including newbies and I don't like it that's all, you can dish it out alright but do not seem to take it too well when its thrown back at all.

As for Natasta (another pretty lame attempt at payback) that was a joke as you well know and i'm gad she unlike you got a sense of humour, I really do like that lady.
Anyway I could start quoting the attacks,the downright mean and uncalled posts from you to other individuals on here but that would mean I would be here all night.

I told you - in the plainest English possible - to ignore me not the other way round. Jeez, you're hard work

Now go to post #46 in this thread and you'll find your opening cheap shot which was well wide of it's target. You made a smartass remark which contributed nothing to the debate but was designed as an attack on me. It's all there in black & white so there's no point in you trying to rewrite it now.

You were in fact bullying me. Now you're whimpering away slightly bloodied and hoping for a sympathy vote. Like I said, ignore me in future. I told you before I hate bullies and you picked on the wrong guy - again!!!!!