How do you become a good punter

[dan8808]

Arrive on time
Bring a gift
Take a shower
Pay over and above asking price
Finish up in two minutes
Leave before your time is up

Every escorts ideal client

[rob_tig]

Dammit did I forget to say bring Diamonds, lots of Diamonds and hand them over )))

Well the do say they're a girls best friend.

[rob_tig]

Hell I don't know- I don't
-visit often enough,
-spend enough money,
-often become a regular of one escort
-lick ass enough
I'm sure I'm lacking lots more neccessary characteristics, but hey!

Let's see:

Confirm appointment.
Be on time.
Be respectful, polite and clean (if offered shower take it)
The price is the price don't haggle.
No is no
Don't over stay your time.

[Clueless]

to be known as a good client one must suffer from premature ejaculation

You mean cum early and leave early

[bluefan1]

Look at the favourites, do not ask for things not on there.
Telephone or make contact as the profile asks.
Say the day and time that suits you - must be within the Escorts working times.
If the Escort agrees a definite time and date and length of meeting - telephone or text as requested before meeting - if no request to confirm is given ask if you should confirm an hour before - sometimes I forget to mention this - I am human.
Turn up on time.
Enter the room, smile do not be embarrassed to hand over the envelope - I like the phrase "lets get the business end out of the way first" never leave it so long the Escort is wondering what you are planning - never met you before I don't know you are the nicest guy on earth.
Do not be insulted that the Escort offers you a shower - this is good manners on the Escorts behalf - yes, you may be just from around the corner and showered 5 mins ago - seriously a 2 min shower gets the dirty fun started so well.
What have you touched since leaving home, door handles, lift buttons, not clean those things and you want to run your fingers along my beautiful body- really think i am going to relax and enjoy that?
Do not in the middle of fun decide this is going so well you can ask for BB. anal, whatever if not on favourites.
Go when your time is up.
Please do not make things awkward by staying, the Escort has to pay bills and may have someone waiting - he may be early - you leave 20 mins late do you really want to be spotted leaving?
Do not jump instantly when your 30 mins is up- relax, most Escorts allow 30 mins between bookings but please be gone in 40 mins, allows the Escort to shower, and ready the room for more fun.

If you need to cancel do so, even half an hour before is better then nothing, sometimes others are waiting for cancellations - not cancelling the phone will never be answered to you again.

NEVER ask, have you been busy today can I be your last booking - always makes me think you're after my cash or to stay much longer then booked.

Other Escorts may have different ideas but off the top of my head those are mine.

Hi Josephine

All eminently sensible, really just a little common-sense needed and why would grown adults need to have this advice offered over and over again??. I do worry about my fellow men! How often I've stared in amazement as they leave a toilet without washing their hands and it doesn't matter whether it's in a 'top class' hotel, on the work floor, a theatre or in a university.

I've just read a bunch of threads about cheesy cocks. It's unforgivable and the only way to stop it is for SPs to instigate a zero-tolerance policy. Show them the door and not to the shower as advocated elsewhere. You might lose a few quid in the short term but you'll be doing everyone a favour in the long run and ensuring your own good health. Look everyone needs to ask the question: if they can't be trusted to clean their cocks how likely is it that they've had regular STI tests? Never more is the truism more relevant that 'health is wealth' than for an escorts career.

With the above in my mind this is where I get myself in trouble again...

I contend - yes once again! - that twenty minutes is not enough between appointments. I can't get myself properly prepared in twenty minutes so how does an escort shower properly, cream, clean and reapply make-up, tidy room/ apartment and change bed linen in that time. Some might chuckle away at my naïveté but thats the minimum I expect from someone I'm going to pay to spend an intimate few hours with. And I'll do my damnedest to ensure minimum standards apply. I very rarely find an anti-bacterial wash in bathrooms - Dettol do a hands-free dispenser - available in all local supermarkets (and in my faves' apartments).

Awkward, needy? To fuck with that, I'm worth it - if not, then just pass me on to the next girl. I don't care if I'm the only one on this forum with this attitude or if I'm castigated here - and abroad - for it. When you believe your right you need to balls up and speak your mind - even on an anonymous basis.

And, why, oh why, would you want to be last appointment of the day? At that stage even offering a decent time & companionship might be beyond the SP - depending on her earlier schedule, something you're never privy to.

Maybe if we concentrate on being better clients it will encourage the escorts to look forward to and enjoy the experience more and thereby make it more fun all round?

Knowing cleanliness will be foremost coupled with respect, good humour and a lively feeling of anticipation, that'll surely see both parties smiling and concentrating on a real fun meeting. It's a no-brainer and the only reason I'm leaving my house is for an amazing meeting with a beautiful woman who is at least anticipating she's going to enjoy my company.

Sophie earlier suggesting leaving a nice, little gift. Guys, take heed, for once she wasn't being sardonic,

[TiffanyTees]

No fancy long winded answer from me, just simple advice. Turn up with a wallet full of cash and we can take it from there.


Tiff xxx

[meath chap]

pay advertised amount
be clean
manners
dont have a tactical wank
the rest is history baws

[willieh]

No fancy long winded answer from me, just simple advice. Turn up with a wallet full of cash and we can take it from there.


Tiff xxx

Is a wallet mandatory?

[TiffanyTees]

Is a wallet mandatory?

No but the cash is


Tiff xxx

[willieh]

No but the cash is


Tiff xxx

Thank God for that. I thought for a moment I would have to go out and buy an actual wallet.