pimp wanted

[jamieboyo]

For Ireland worst hooker.....

Job includes making sure I dont so stupid shit like put a blanket over me while waiting for buses falling asleep
Making sure I dont piss around nd miss more
Pack for me... all I need is something slutty something comfy but still its something I do last minute

Drive me read to go now no bus till 12

Take abuse when I get in moods, make me tea, skin up between bookings
Jumps over gates for me and save me form locked bathrooms

Please apply within

There may be some emirate of physical abuse on you however too

No word on the remuneration package?

I presume it's quite a lucrative package......40/60 or 50/50 (not including danger money!)