Bigger Paws and Hot Lizzy - Love don't live here any more!

[Hot Lizzy]

dearest lizbet,

i,m just soooo glad youve brought this to the attention of your nearest and dearest AGONY AUNT. This is just soooo SAD it makes me want to weep........

(sob sob) Lizbet, be strong always remember the words of the greatest "ohhh youve been dumped song YouTube - I will survive - Gloria Gaynor

bestest of hope in our tearful time together

clarence

You nasty piece of work........

Here i am pouring out my heart and you are making it a joke.........well i am for once deadly serious and sorry that i was such a grouch.

I know he doesn't have the time to play on here like you do you lazy old has been but i hope he reads this later or sooner cos i miss him ....... so why dont you go and check out what it looks like under a bus after it has run you over.

Trully cruel and you don't care......... no kisses for you - you old has been ........

[clarence hilten]

You nasty piece of work........

Here i am pouring out my heart and you are making it a joke.........well i am for once deadly serious and sorry that i was such a grouch.

I know he doesn't have the time to play on here like you do you lazy old has been but i hope he reads this later or sooner cos i miss him ....... so why dont you go and check out what it looks like under a bus after it has run you over.

Trully cruel and you don't care......... no kisses for you - you old has been ........

but Lizbet, youve been through trial and heartbreak before.....

remember when you worked for cbs records and your very 1st pop romance with

MICK HUNKNAL from SIMPLY GINGER

OOOOHHHHH! you pair had such a big thing going

and then he started complaining about having to pay for Everything -dinner, flowers, parking fines, electric bill, your dark glasses etc

and then one morning he rang at 8am cos he was having a cock a doodle doo moment.

you called him all the mamzers of the day

poor mick, he really tried .....

he walked right into your office at cbs, stuffed a whole packet of rolo into his mouth but gave you the last one....................... before being sick over your filofax.

well, you never seemed to like gingers much after that....

just so sad, he would have been a lovely son in law...

luvey ducks
CLARENCE

[Hot Lizzy]

but Lizbet, youve been through trial and heartbreak before.....

remember when you worked for cbs records and your very 1st pop romance with

MICK HUNKNAL from SIMPLY GINGER

OOOOHHHHH! you pair had such a big thing going

and then he started complaining about having to pay for Everything -dinner, flowers, parking fines, electric bill, your dark glasses etc

and then one morning he rang at 8am cos he was having a cock a doodle doo moment.

you called him all the mamzers of the day

poor mick, he really tried .....

he walked right into your office at cbs, stuffed a whole packet of rolo into his mouth but gave you the last one....................... before being sick over your filofax.

well, you never seemed to like gingers much after that....

just so sad, he would have been a lovely son in law...

luvey ducks
CLARENCE

If you like him so much why don't you ask him out.........mind pink and orange, again not a good match.........

Sod 'em all is all i can say - there is no other man for me other than that of thehighwayman he is the one that can plunder me any day of the week.........

He is the great cyber love of my life.........and i want him and i have to say what i want i always get don't I aunt.........you have got some chutzpah telling me he would of made good son in law material, you never even had a real boyfriend all of yours were made up in your head........you soppy old brass.......

Gemma please employ her for fucks sake she needs to get a job she has too much time on her hands or his hands.........she does have a wee dicky though......so there is your maid and security all in one hit.......who could want for more and she is a lady.......