Originally Posted by
SophieX
Sicko..
a newly married couple decided they should have a code for when they wanted sex( a shy Kerry couple they were), so ,when in the mood, one would say "shall we put on the washing machine ,love?".
One night, husband turns to wife and says"swpotwm,love"...naw,i'm too tired, she says.
But later the husband is awoken by wife who asks the same question.
The husband replies' "naaw, i only had a half load anyway so i did it by hand"....
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. ~Søren Kierkegaard