WW2 where an Irish chap was been interiogated by the German SS & the Officer was in a good mood & decided to make fun of the Irish man & said ... "Ok I vvviiilll release zu & free to go only if zu can answer this kuestion korrectly" ok no prob said Paddy what is it ?; smiling the SS Officer said "I want zu to zell me isss the Eagle on my hat Male Or Female" ... Paddy looks for while & says "Ooooo its definatly Male no doubt about it .. it Male" ... astonished the SS Officer sits up & says "How kan zu be zo sure it is a Male" ???? & Paddy replies "SIMPLE shure all I have to do is to look a the BIG B***ICKS under neath it" ..