Pompom and clarences touring dates and specials

[clarence hilten]

howdy there young madam clarance

me and my dogs are a comin down your way from the mountains and need a bit of rough play wi a dame


so know any1 that likes to play around a bit ????

we will of course throw the "lucky girl" a few bob for the "time and companionship" har har

heres a pic of my 2 dogs in their biker leather jackets, who really fancy pompom har har

bigbadjohn

COO-EY DUCKY I KNOW JUST THE DAME FOR YOU BIG FELLA

OUR LIZBET

SHE LIKE HER BIT OF ROUGH ALL RIGHT . but that would be telling

and shes sooooo FUNNY too she has me in fits of laughter OHHHHHHHH i could scream

I,M JUST Sooooo DYING TO SPILL THE BEANS. ITS JUST Toooooo FUNNY.

LIZBET IS JUST DYING TO KNOW WHO HER auntie CLARENCE IS

but shes just so going to have to wait to the big show on xmas day

anyway, ducky my rates for you would be in terms of gifts.

i want

1.a pair of long PINK sequin gloves
2. a new playtex cross your heart bra, pink of course!
3. a large clothespeg for lizbet,s nose so that she doesn,t look as much like the child-catcher


lotsa luvey ducks
CLARENCE

[Hot Lizzy]

COO-EY DUCKY I KNOW JUST THE DAME FOR YOU BIG FELLA

OUR LIZBET

SHE LIKE HER BIT OF ROUGH ALL RIGHT . but that would be telling

and shes sooooo FUNNY too she has me in fits of laughter OHHHHHHHH i could scream

I,M JUST Sooooo DYING TO SPILL THE BEANS. ITS JUST Toooooo FUNNY.

LIZBET IS JUST DYING TO KNOW WHO HER auntie CLARENCE IS

but shes just so going to have to wait to the big show on xmas day

anyway, ducky my rates for you would be in terms of gifts.

i want

1.a pair of long PINK sequin gloves
2. a new playtex cross your heart bra, pink of course!
3. a large clothespeg for lizbet,s nose so that she doesn,t look as much like the child-catcher


lotsa luvey ducks
CLARENCE

Clarence,

I am sorry but i have had to cancel your tour due to nobody making any enquiries about a visit with you.

Te he........... now go cry to Patty but you started it............