Who is aunty clarence - unvail yourself to us

[clarence hilten]

You are giving me plenty of shtick don't know about anything else though.

Pompom is no longer in your possesion i have seen her and im not telling you where so nerr.

I am going to report you to Patty cos she told me that she wanted any old excuse to rid you from the board so i am going to say that you are using real pictures of me and i am so terribly upset..........

That and you are a fibber too.........Patricia remove this witch off the board she is evil and cruel and locks me in my room every night and wakes me up early to make her bacon butties and then i have to go chop the wood for the fire and sometimes she even makes me bathe her........oh Patty she is horrible please help me........Hilton Towers is not the nice fun place it used to be........

I have to go she is coming and i dont want for her to see what i have written.......

Bye and help me please.........i beg of you............The Maggot.

LIZBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(sniff sniff sniff) YOURE just so AWFUL

and I,M JUST Sooo kvell

right i,m going to huff, see how you like it

not speaking to you, SENDING YOU TO COVENTRY

SO neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrR TO YOU

TSK TSK TSK


LOADSA LUV TO YOU DUCKY

CLARENCE
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[Hot Lizzy]

LIZBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(sniff sniff sniff) YOURE just so AWFUL

and I,M JUST Sooo kvell

right i,m going to huff, see how you like it

not speaking to you, SENDING YOU TO COVENTRY

SO neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrR TO YOU

TSK TSK TSK


LOADSA LUV TO YOU DUCKY

CLARENCE

XXXXX

CANCELLED DUE TO NO DEMAND...........HA HA HA............GO WRITE TO PATTY

I AM GOING TO BE GOING TO IRELAND INSTEAD OF YOU - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU SHMAREL.........

DUCKY WUCKY ........ HA HA GO CRY INTO YOUR CHICKEN SOUP WITH VERMECLLI AND SOME KNADLES.........

CIAO.........NO CALLS HA HA HA.......... COULD BE LAUGHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY FACE MIND.........SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT.


LIZZY