You want me to pull your finger,then you fart?Originally Posted by Fitzy
Lol pull me little finger mucker
You want me to pull your finger,then you fart?Lol pull me little finger mucker
I made it to the lift once, blew my load just as the doors opened..........she was only staying on the fucking first floor !!Nympho???... I didnt even make it as far as the living room once....
He only reviews when it's free
Last edited by n73; 29-07-14 at 16:27.
You sound like an escorts dreamI made it to the lift once, blew my load just as the doors opened..........she was only staying on the fucking first floor !!
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Funny, I'd never have a wank in the lift on the way up.... I'd like to at least see the bird first.... Then thats just me I guessI made it to the lift once, blew my load just as the doors opened..........she was only staying on the fucking first floor !!
I am if they're into short, fat, balding auld fellas with abnormal amounts of back hair and a tiny penisYou sound like an escorts dream
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I think he was being sarcastic.... If only you had even one redeeming feature. Do you realize how badly your penis lets you down?I am if they're into short, fat, balding auld fellas with abnormal amounts of back hair and a tiny penis
She assaulted me in the lift.......I'm still emotionally stunted
Fuck off with the stunted jokes now !
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Assaulted huh?... maybe she was looking for the first floor button and mistook your langer for it.She assaulted me in the lift.......I'm still emotionally stunted
Fuck off with the stunted jokes now !
all we need now is the return of Alex irish.
Your going off thread budall we need now is the return of Alex irish.
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